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| *porn ad pops up right in the center of the screen* That's EXACTLY what happened to me! To make it even worse, my mom walks in at that very moment and bitches the HELL outta me. I try to say, "But I wasn't even searching for that stuff!" All I got out was, "But-" I finally convinced her, but it was one hell of a pain in my ass. Anyway, so now I will rant forth. I know they need to make money, but seriously... I'm on a site that little children might visit, for God's sake, and one of those mofos pops up. So I click out of it and head to my mail. Thinking maybe I can escape some porn sites being advertised. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I open my inbox and there are 10 items based on pornographical information. One proclaims that I can "enlarge my penis". YAY! That's just what I wanted! My penis is actually quite small considering I DON'T HAVE ONE! Another one screams that I can view "dildo penetration" for just $2.00 a day. WOW! Is that all you will charge me?! I think I shall JOYOUSLY fly over there and give you, the person who is asking for my home address, whom I don't even know, my personal information! OH YEAH! What's that? You need at least 10 credit card numbers? Well damn, where am I gonna get 10 credit card numbers? Oh wait, here's my grandma's and my grandpa's and my mom's and my dad's... I'm so sure THAT will happen. The clincher e-mail that I received was simply entitled "shit-eating". Someone named "ass taste" sent it to me. So it MUST be safe! I know Ass from school. He was a good friend of mine. Yes, yes, Ass and I go WAY back. I remember Mr. Taste from the newspaper. I think he was in the aticled entitled "Girls Raped After Giving Out Their Addresses To Mr. Ass Taste". Uh huh, that was my FAVORITE article. Seriously, I don't want your porn! So block them, you say? I HAVE! It doesn't do any good. Mr. Ass Taste will just change his name to "Taste Ass". Then Mr. Taste Ass will be extremely pissed off and before you know it, my blocked list is bigger than Pamela Anderson's chest. I suppose that concludes my rant. | ||||||||
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