This has been a very witty and cunning rant by Manders. In no way at all do "popdowns" really exist, but you may STILL join me in saying "DOWN WITH POPUPS! UP WITH POPDOWNS!"
We now return you to your previously scheduled entertainment... *POOF!!!!*
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| Alright... you all know what I'm talking about, don't you? Those damn annoying popups. You just can't seem to get away from them. If I really wanted to see something popup on my computer, I could click on a bunch of random folders and "ooh" and "aah" as all the contents popped up onto my computer screen. Then after that, I could "ooh" and "aaah" and "Fucking piece of shit!" as my computer crashed and demanded that I reboot it. Most likely during this period of crashingfulness, I would have been working on a very IMPORTANT paper (IE: History Day). Knowing me, I'd have forgotten to save it. Then, just as I finish the damn thing, which took approximately 5 hours to complete, I get pissed cuz I'm sick of the damn popups from the internet, where of course I was searching for very important information on my topic (not!), and decide to pull open 50,000,000 files just to watch them "pop up" in a desperate attempt to show the popup ads that I don't NEED them! All in all, I think this proves that popup ads should be banned from the internet. The reason? Many children are pulling open files to prove that the popups are not needed and in return are crashing their computers and LOSING their History Day papers! Yes, that's right, folks... more History Day papers die by popups. Yes, just look in your local newspaper. Yeah, the one with the headline reading "History Day Paper Dies By Popup". We need some popdowns... let me introduce them to you. They are just like popups, but they put on prettyful shows as they pop up. Let's say a popdown pops onto your screen... the popdown would immediately begin a dance ritual that would amuse you for a moment but soon thereafter bore you. Once the popdown realizes that you are bored, it pops down into the website for future visitors to see! Hence the name "popdowns"! Join me when I say "DOWN WITH POPUPS! UP WITH POPDOWNS!" This has been a very witty and cunning rant by Manders. In no way at all do "popdowns" really exist, but you may STILL join me in saying "DOWN WITH POPUPS! UP WITH POPDOWNS!" We now return you to your previously scheduled entertainment... *POOF!!!!* |
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