Hmmm... another rant about other people. Interesting.
Right, so people in my school seem to like the idea of calling me a "lesbian" or someother form of that word.
OTHER FORMS OF THE WORD 'LESBIAN':
Lesbo
Lesbio
Dyke
And the all-too-popular "Gay Chick"
Anyway, as I was saying, people feel that it is necessary to call me a lesbian. They must think that it is unknown to me. Right, I don't know that I have characteristics like those of a lesbian. Anyway, they like to call me a lesbian and they feel that it hurts my feelings. Morons.

Another word they like to use is "Bitch". They also said "Bitchy Lesbian" a few times a day. The word "bitch" has been used way too many times for me to even care that they used it. Yes, that's right. Call me a bitch... I will most likely laugh at you and/or call you a "whore".

To recap:
INSULTS I HEAR WAY TOO MUCH:
Lesbian
Lesbo
Lesbio
Dyke
Bitch
Sentences Using Above Mentioned Insults
Lesbian: You are a lesbian!
Lesbo: Here comes the lesbo!
Lesbio: Oh look, the lesbio!
Dyke: You're a dyke!
Bitch: Did you know that you are a bitch?
Comments to Above Mentioned Sentences
You are a lesbian!: How very clever you are to think up that witty insult!
Here comes the lesbo!: By GOD you are BRILLIANT! Who would have EVER thought to take the word "lesbian" and subtract the "ian" and add an "o"! That surely makes the insult more sophisticated! Very, very clever and witty!
Oh look, the lesbio!: Hmmm... as if your clever wittiness didn't blow me away with the last insult! Man! However did you think of putting an 'I' in "lesbo"? WOW! I must commend you for your act of pure genius!
You're a dyke!: Is it just me, or does that insult sound like you are calling me a boat dock?
Did you know that you are a bitch?: Why no, I did not realize that! Thank you for pointing out my rude ways. I will now be sure to change my attitude to fit your very important needs!
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