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Analysis of the Bathrooms of RHS |
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Yeah, this will be really fun. Apparently, I have to pee WAY too much (as I've been told by Meg, Kat, Neill, and like 80 other people) so I figured, "You know what? Who other to do an analysis of RHS's bathrooms? I use them enough to know!" So, here I am, telling you about the conditions of the RHS bathrooms. |
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First Floor Science Hallway: This bathroom is one of the two that never fail to be "freeze-your-ass-off" cold! The cold water faucet doesn't work on any of the three sinks and the hot water doesn't ever turn hot. You could quite possibly sit there for days and never get any hot water! This bathroom contains ONE soap dispenser and usually it's empty or it's soaking wet (which creeps me out; you wanna get soap, get it before you wet your hands!) |
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First Floor Cafeteria: Busy ass bathroom. In fact, it is SO busy that I don't use it anymore. I believe I used it for the first 2 weeks of school and then dropped it like a hot potato. And speaking of hot, like the aforementioned bathroom, this one also has a lack of working faucets. Or rather, it did. |
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Second Floor Science Hallway: Not much to say about this bathroom. This is number 2 of the always cold bathrooms. There's some amusing graffi on the walls in this bathroom, but not that much. This bathroom also has only one soap dispenser, which is almost ALWAYS empty. Right above the empty dispenser, is a half ripped sticker that says, "Dirty Hands Spread Disease. Wash Your Hands." Oh the irony. |
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Second Floor Commons Area: Boy do I like this bathroom. It contains some of the MOST amusing graffiti in the whole school. If I may quote (which I may):
Those who read the walls
Roll their shit
In little balls
Those who write on the walls
Eat those little shit balls
How very amusing that was. But the followups are even better:
-Does that mean you roll YOUR shit in little balls?
-Yes, I do. They are cute little balls.
-Right
This bathroom is very busy also, obviously cuz it's basically in the middle of the school. You usually have to wait for a toilet. You also usually have to find a toilet that doesn't contain bodily juices (probably not the right word to use) that someone forgot to flush. At one point in time, all three soap dispensers were completely empty. I have come to the conclusion that sometimes, the janitors don't feel like cleaning, so they just run into all the bathrooms and lift the seats. That way, there is an illusion of clean. |
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Third Floor: The only bathroom on the third floor, tucked away behind a corner to be ignored and left to decay. And when I say "decay", I'm not just whistling dixie. This bathroom smells AWFUL every time I go into it. This is the bathroom where everyone writes "The world is ending". And if that bathroom is any proof, then I'd have to agree. The unique thing about this bathroom is that there is a big air freshener in the corner. That's not the unique thing, as every bathroom has one. What's unique is that this bathroom, unlike any of the others, actually USES the freshener. However, it doesn't use it properly and instead squirts at random intervals of time and scares the living hell out of you. |
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There now, that is my analysis of the bathrooms at RHS. Somehow, I feel that this was a big ol' waste of time. The idea sounded better before I started writing it down here. Oh well. This is also a random use of purple. It allows my buttons to match. TEE HEE! |
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