Numbers and Such!
Number of people who call me insults that don't hurt... End Numbers and Such!
Questions and Such!
Q: Why do people insist upon insulting you? A: Because they dislike me
Q: Why do they dislike you?
A: Cuz they are all whores
Q: So since they are all whores... they dislike you and insult you?
A: Yes... but they insist on using names that do not hurt me
Q: So why do they say them?
A: Well... because they are imagining it being said to them... and they think that because the word hurts THEM, that it will hurt me
Q: But that is rude. If it hurts them, why do they say it to you?
A: Since they are not the ones recieving the insult, it does not hurt them and in that manner they feel that it is alright to insult me using that term
Q: But that is rude. Do you get annoyed by these insults?
A: Oh no! I'm very amused by them... It's as if they sit there and ponder what to say to me to hurt me
Q: Shouldn't that bother you?
A: Nah... if they have enough time to think of the insult, they had to have been thinking about me
Q: Yes, but it was negative thoughts. That should bother you, shouldn't it?
A: If they care so much about me that they can think to insult me, I don't mind. I think of it as my not-so-fanny-fan-club
Q: interesting...
A: I know I am
Q: But they don't like you!
A: Yes, and the reason for that is because they KNOW that I am the definition of cool, and they think that by insulting me I will find them wittily funny and take them under my wing to spruce up their dull, uneventful lives. Oh yeah, and they hate what I stand for...
Q: Does that little theory ever work?
A: Urmmm... no...
Q: Don't you find them wittily funny?
A: Actually... it is amusing that they plot my insults... wait, didn't I already discuss this?
Q: Uhh... anyway... so they amuse you because...?
A: Because they are morons!
Q: Aaaaaah. And this "whore" word you speak of...?
A: Yeah... what about it?
Q: Don't you think it is rude to call someone a whore?
A: Ummm no... "whore" is a compliment... unless it is preceded by "bad", in which case, is an insult.
Q: Don't you feel that immature?
A: Not really. I find it amusing. WHORE *laughs* See...
Q: Do you realize someone could kick your ass for that?
A: They could, but that would be quite hypocritical of them because they call people whores all the time.
Q: Yes but... calling someone a whore is like so 3rd grade!
A: *raises eyebrow* You're saying you went around the playground and told the kids hanging on the monkey bars that they were whores?
Q: *smacks forehead* No... I'm saying that calling someone a whore is something a young child would do!
A: That's funny, I haven't seen many "young children" calling each other whores...
Q: Well, I mean... forget it!
A: Yeah... ok... *mumbles* Whore
Q: Anyway... do you plan to get a job someday?
A: Ummm... I had planned on getting a job, yes.
Q: *annoyed* I meant... what kind!?
A: I know... *mumbles* whore!
Q: And?
A: I wanna be a writer...
Q: That's stupid...
A: Yeah... you're a bad whore!
Q: End interview!
A: Heh... don't forget that when you air this on 60 minutes to name it "Amanda Called Me A Whore *swoons*" And don't forget the little asterick, swoons, asterick! *walks out*