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Once we were young ... |
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But when we grew older, we wished more than anything to hear the REAL story of Johnny Mathis ... |
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Listen closley, and I'll tell you everything you want to know ... |
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One day, two mysterious travelers came along and freed Johnny from that strange smelly place, and so their journey began. |
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Once upon a time, in a Salvation Army Far Far away, Lived a neon orange 8 track - His name, was Johnny Mathis. |
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There were many happy times in far away lands. Life was good with Pocky, Pandan wafers, Indian Princesses, and butterflies. |
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But they also faced many perils!!! raindrops started falling on our heads ... |
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They journied through the convience store microwave and the burritos found there (since 1959) |
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And into the caves! Where they faced giant ground sloths! Rock Port Fighting Crabs! Huge Sharks!The barbed wire fence! But worse than any of that ... |
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HALATOSIS!!!!! |
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The moral of our little story? Johnny Mathis rocks hard core, but he cannot save us from the trouble we choose.
Eat pocky responsibly. |
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With the evil Halatosis on one shoulder, and the wise Johnny Mathis on the other, Leah cannot resist the Men's pocky ... |
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