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| I never did like sports. They were too chili beans for me. My waffles are angry with the jousters and shotputters, for they tease his syrup because he is Canadian. Today I made myself a shit sandwich and it went bad before I could even touch it. So I had to throw it out. By throw it out, I mean throw it out of the car window into an oncomng Hummer. Heheh, I said "hummer". So this one guy got all mad and said, "and the pickles!" So I had to kick his ass with his own shoes. "I keep shit stains in my drawers so I can get fuzzy funky for ya!" Do not make a ham sandwich for Jewish people. They have allergies to it. I came in peace. Lol, I said "came". Tonight is the night for mayonnaise. Chicken tonight used to be a food. Seriously. Bleach was invented by white people who were angry at the phrase "once you go black you never go back." Personally I think they were too hard on them. Heh, I said "hard on". But really, once you get into the pants of the Pope's hat you will find proof that there is a God. Schubert Schussler. Say that three times fast. Inglemeier Humperdink. Heh, "hump her, Dink." I think alpacas kick the hell out of llamas. But the ducks are there for the llama's 401K plan. Halifax! Wheedle is a fun word to say. SAY IT! SUVs are not cars. They are crappily made tanks that the military r3j3c70r3d. Shanks. There is only a letter difference between garage and garbage. The little plastic things on the ends of your shoelace are called tads. Yes, tads I said. Space Ghost's real name is Tad Ghostal. Whoosh! Up up and eBay! Lol, up. Binary code can never start with a 0. Ok no more words right now. | ||