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Random posting page! Check here for random crap whenever I feel like updating it. |
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Fat people are fat. Joey says Marc's fat. Joey hates fat people. Oprah's fat half the time you see her I think. I give Joey a lot of my quotes. "Hulk Hogan's like 50 and still wrestling. He's gonna break a hip one day." Vegetable hamurgers are not fucking hamburgers because hamburger itself is defined as beef meat and beef fat. A burger by any other taste tastes like crap. (You thought it was gonna be Shakespeare, aha.) The Stay-Puft marshmallow man is fat. Evander Holyfield did a commercial for Chili's. "Would you like some barbecue sauce with your ear Mr. Holyfield?" I hate commercials. And the media. More later.
-----> New quotes! I need toast for my toaster to make bread because it's a backwards world we live in. ^_^ Life's a bitch, fuck it. Life is like a video game, only without a reset button and it takes 9 months to respawn, Jesus had horrible lag time. It took him three days to respawn. :P Jp. I stole that last one. >_> |
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Random quote of the undisclosed amount of time!
(Batteries not included, see store for details, enter as often as you like, free with your purchase of useless crap, satisfaction guaranteed or you can go fuck yourself, offer expires when you eat shit and die.) |
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Did you hear about that new cereal "Nut 'n Bitch"? That's how fights get started when people ask what you're eating. ^_^ |
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Pop culture has gone too far. Do you see the picture to your left? I shit you not, that is a Hello Kitty vibrator! XD Scary. |
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Bass, Flying fusion Bass, Protoman, and Zero and Dark Zero are on the attack! (Yes, I put them on here to make it slow) |
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Random space filler! I think Geocities is going to slaughter me in my sleep for putting all this crap on their server in like one day. The power went out and we listened to the radio with this phat Irish Springs beat and said the power came out to play when it came back on. Magna doodle. Can you say "lawsuit" kids? I heard this really retarded rap and I thought I heard some random white guy in it say "You should call your broker."
Fun: pushing a slinkie down the up escalator.
Not fun: pushing yourself down the up escalator. A life lesson learned too late.
Mike Tyson should open up a new restaurant. In all honesty, it should be called "Play it by Ear". Marc told me to throw a pen out the window, so I opened up the garage door and threw it into the garage and walked off. This storm is looking a little reddish-orange. My tv says 45 DBZ. Are there like 45 Dragonballs now? I feel bad for the dragon, always losing all seven of his balls like that when he makes a wish (drink bleach). Have you heard of the new Doceca-edge from Gilette? You take one stroke, it takes twelve! Guaranteed you won't need to shave for weeks! |
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I must now go plant a lamp in the ground because light grows like no one knows. Ya hos. XP Jk. |
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Zeig Bush! Lol! |
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There is method to this madness. What method you say? I'm just making this shit up as I go. XP Is that not good enough for you? Too fuckin bad. You'll pray for me? Your prayers are as empty as the words that is the diarrhea you spew from the ass you talk out of. Am I being angsty, or am I just imitating how much you don't give a fuck? You tell me, or rather don't like you always do. |
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