About me, biznatch!
Let's see. I'm that guy no one talks to hardly. I play DDR and MvC2 every Friday at the mall. I have few people who I would actually call "friends", but there's people I hang out with. I'm usually pretty bored cause I'm stuck here at home most of the time. Save me! I have really bad luck with women. "You're a really nice guy!" Meh! What the fuck ever. I hardly ever have anything to say, so I say random funny things when I feel like it. Like on this site. "I need tea, itsy bitsy hockey!" I'm weird. People don't talk to me hardly anymore, but I don't know why. Read my livejournal (drink bleach). Order now, time is wasting, shave the whales, and see you in Hell!
Things I Prefer:

Movies (good ones)
Heavy metal (CKY, SoaD, etc.)
Dance Dance Revolution
The Final Fantasy series
Case Closed
Comedy Central
Relationships that last with me
Female furries
Dusk
ATHF
MvC2
Japanese food
(Fill in later)
Michael Moore
The Badger song
Weebl and Bob
The Gorillaz
+5 Armor! Lol! Jk.
Animutations
Taco Bell's free refills
Chef's Knife (Doink!)
Random crap you'll never know.		 Things I do not prefer or otherwise wish would die and rot in Hell:

Lesbians who try to go out with guys
Trifling bitches
Two-faced bitches who go out with other guys when they have someone
The mainstream media
Michael Jackson
R. Kelly
Did I already mention lesbians who try to go out with guys?
Overly fat people
Religious people who try to force their ideas on other people
The right-side joystick on MvC2 at the mall
The right-side platform on the DDR machine
Infomercials
Late-night television
Daytime television
People who say I'm a nice guy and don't mean it
General asshats
Monsters that cast Everyone's Grudge
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