Yo momma is so ugly, she wasn�t beat with the ugly stick�the whole forest fell on her.
Yo momma is so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her dad said "Yes, let's go bury it quickly."
Yo momma is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make animal crackers.
Yo momma is so ugly, they filmed "Planet of the Apes" in yo house.
Yo momma is so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she played in Star Trek.
Yo momma is so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras so they don't break.
Yo momma is so ugly, her mom had to be wasted to breast feed her.
Yo momma is so ugly, her mom had to tie a pork roast around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks down the road people say "Dang, is it already Halloween?"
Yo momma is so ugly, the U.S. government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma is so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own neighborhood.
Yo momma is so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made an onion cry like a baby.
Yo momma is so ugly, she tried to take a bath, and the water jumped out!
Yo momma is so ugly, even Cereal won't talk to her!
Yo momma is so ugly, Alfwouldn't date her!
Yo momma is so ugly, for Halloween she trick or treats over the telephone!
Yo momma is so ugly, she turned Medusa to rock!
Yo momma is so ugly, The NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma is so ugly, people dress up as her for Halloween.
Yo momma is so ugly, that when she sits on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she checks in, roahes check out.
Yo momma is so ugly, your dad first met her in the pound.
Yo momma is so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so he don't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so ugly, your dad's breath smells like crap because he would rather kiss her ass.
Yo momma is so ugly, she go a promotion on the farm: Now she is a scarecrow
