Yo Momma is so fat, every time she goes in Taco Bell everybody runs for the border
Yo momma is so fat, the police dog stopped her at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack
Yo'momma so fat, McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo'momma so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds
Yo'momma so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo'momma so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo'momma so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo'momma so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo momma so fat,, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat, that when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat ole butt over!'
Yo momma so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy."
Yo momma so fat, I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her
Yo momma so fat, God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat, that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat, her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs
Yo momma so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat, when I first met her she was standing on the corner Granville and 41st, 42nd, 43rd, and 44th streets.
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat, even Richard Simmons won't help her!
Yo momma so fat, at parties she makes her own Congo line
Yo momma so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo momma so fat, her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat, she had to get out of bed to roll over
Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo momma so fat, she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington�s nose.
Yo momma so fat, she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
