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Posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

10. You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . you are sitting at work eating some of the best pulled pork you have made to date and all you can think about is making more and how to make it even better. Fridays are for dreaming anyway.

Anybody else have anything to add to the top ten list?

Steve

Posted by Bamabob on June 17, 2001 at 22:39:24:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,
Just noticed,can't keep hair on one arm:-) Bob

Posted by Bobby que on June 16, 2001 at 17:52:17:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

You always have charcoal dust under your fingernails from firing up the BGE

Posted by Chuck on June 16, 2001 at 09:05:58:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Your wife buys you a mini and now you consider your large a single parent.

Posted by Earl on June 16, 2001 at 08:34:07:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,

When it's pouring rain & you just stand there smiling cause you just started a 18hr brisket & your neighbor is outside putting the cover on his gas unit.LOL

When getting up at 4am to look at the egg temp makes you happy but getting up at 6am for work makes you miserable

Earl

Posted by Mr. Toad on June 15, 2001 at 19:37:53:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

pug,

when you are walking along the beach and your buddy says, "Hey! nice butt," and you think of boston.

Posted by Bamabob on June 15, 2001 at 16:45:39:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,
THIS IS GREAT!!! I hope someone (who can type faster than six words an hour,like me) will compile these lofty words of WISDOM so they can be printed off and passed on to future generations of EGGnecks.Thanks:-) Bob

Posted by Kelly Keefe on June 15, 2001 at 16:43:51:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

When your pre-nuptial agreement contains the following clause:

"Item(s) meeting the following criteria, being both green and ceramic, shall under no circumstance be considered part of communal property. Said item(s)shall remain in perpetuity the property of the original purchser/owner for his/her sole enjoyment and/or use."

Posted by Buckspert on June 15, 2001 at 15:38:25:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,
When the wife's pet rabbit chewed up my BGE cover and I accidently turned my rabbit eating mini daschuands loose in the rabbit garden.

Posted by Buckspert on June 15, 2001 at 15:39:59:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Buckspert on June 15, 2001 at 15:38:25:

Buckspert,
By the way, I do have some black and tan mini rabbit eating puppies for sale!

Posted by RhumAndJerk on June 15, 2001 at 15:30:04:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,
Your neighbors actually cry when they fire up old gassy.
You have a bumper sticker that reads ?Honk if you love the BGE?
You have ever woken up at 3 AM to check the temperature of your butt.
You have sent ribs back because they have been boiled.
You get yelled at for tracking ash into the kitchen
You know more about cuts of meat than the butcher
You buy a digital camera just to take pictures of your BBQ
Just exactly how is a BGE better than a girlfriend?
You plan your vacations around Eggtoberfest.
You have more smoking wood than you could ever use, just because your neighbor cut down a tree.

Still thinking,
RhumAndJerk

Posted by Tanker Tim on June 15, 2001 at 16:45:26:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by RhumAndJerk on June 15, 2001 at 15:30:04:

RhumAndJerk,

- your BGE gets vaccumed more than your car
- your wife asks why, and you just mumblle "it's a BGE thing, you wouldn't understand"
- a Large and a Mini just aren't enough,, you feel the need to "adopt" a Small and or a Medium

TT

Posted by Buckspert on June 15, 2001 at 15:28:13:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,
#69, When you like playing with your BGE more than yourself!

Posted by char buddy on June 15, 2001 at 15:00:41:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,

When you stop taking your family out to restaurants on Friday night - and they think that's good.

Posted by ColoradoCook on June 15, 2001 at 14:41:03:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,

When all your clothes smell like smoke, and your woman finds the smell a turn on.

CC

Posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 14:14:07:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

When you think that the BGE green color would look good on your refrigerator, countertops, tile floor, shag carpet, and bathroom fixtures. Hey, bell-bottoms are back too.

Steve

Posted by sprinter on June 15, 2001 at 13:59:04:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,

When you use your forum moniker to sign official paperwork.

sprinter - I mean TROY

Posted by BluesnBBQ on June 15, 2001 at 13:58:35:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

When you see "BGE" (Baltimore Gas & Electric) trucks and for a second you think they're delivering a ceramic cooker!

Posted by Nature Boy on June 15, 2001 at 13:24:59:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,
When you check your child's temperature with a polder.

BGE" (Baltimore Gas & Electric) trucks and for a second you think they're delivering a ceramic cooker!

Posted by Smokin' Todd on June 15, 2001 at 12:40:57:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,
When you EGG at least 5 days a week and weather isn't a factor.
ST

Posted by EJ on June 15, 2001 at 11:52:49:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug,

You know you're hooked on the BGE when you live in Syracuse, NY and your meat bill is bigger than your heat bill !

Posted by RhumAndJerk on June 15, 2001 at 13:04:48:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by EJ on June 15, 2001 at 11:52:49:

EJ,
If you hit the refresh on browser more than once a minute to see what the new forum posts are.
You check the forum post Before you check your work email.
Someone mentions briquettes and lighter fluid; you cringe and explain about lump
Your co-workers think that you belong to The Cult of the Green Egg.
People thing that you perverted because you are always talking about rubbing your butt
Cole Slaw excites you.
You have ever had a conversation about the Physic of Smoking meat or better yet, the chemical composition of smoke.
You look forward to cooking something for 24 hours straight.
People start calling you by your forum handle more than your real name.
You buy a mini to take to other people?s house for dinner, just so that you can cook your own.
You bulk order spices and herbs that you have never heard of.
You sort your lump. (Just kidding C~W, JJ and YB)
Mustard on a Steak?!?
You hide your Mini from your wife or husband.
All you need is a medium to make a complete set.
You really really really need another egg.

That is all that I can come up with for now.

Enjoy,
RhumAndJerk

Posted by KennyG on June 15, 2001 at 13:57:02:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by RhumAndJerk on June 15, 2001 at 13:04:48:

RhumAndJerk,

That one should have read "when having every size except the medium leaves you feeling unfulfilled"

C'mon now, does anyone hide their mini from their spouse?

K~G

Posted by sprinter on June 15, 2001 at 14:01:45:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by KennyG on June 15, 2001 at 13:57:02:

KennyG,

What mini, I dont have a mini, I never bought a mini, I dont know what you are talking about. Really, I dont have a mini......

Troy

Posted by KennyG on June 15, 2001 at 14:06:32:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by sprinter on June 15, 2001 at 14:01:45:

sprinter,

I didn't buy it, no way! The Large and the Small must have been fooling around when we were not home. Ed Fisher warned up about this, don't you remember?

K~G

Posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 13:12:47:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by RhumAndJerk on June 15, 2001 at 13:04:48:

RhumAndJerk,
Was it you or somebody else in a thread some time back that had one---Co-workers look at you funny when you proclaim how much your mother-in-law loves your butt.

Steve

Posted by RhumAndJerk on June 15, 2001 at 13:18:04:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 13:12:47:

Pug,
I think that it was TimM.
R&J

Posted by Wise One on June 15, 2001 at 11:52:20:

In Reply to: You know your hooked on the BGE when. . . posted by Pug on June 15, 2001 at 11:28:13:

Pug, 9. When someone mentions "Green Eggs and Ham" you immediately start thinking about the type of smoking wood you want to use.

And now for the new ones

You just might be an Egger if . . . .

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Posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

My wife tells me I've been been a little eggcentric since I got my Egg last summer. She has compiled a list of warning signs:

You just might be an Egger if . . . .

Your clothes, and your closet, and the laundry basket all smell like smoke, and you like it.

You scheme about how to cook unusual items [smoked meatballs?], just so you can get to fire up your Egg.

You realize that you sometimes dream more about barbeque than about your usual topics.

You go to a rib restaurant, secretly hoping that the ribs will be inferior to your own.

Your head whips around every time you pass a pile of firewood, hoping that there is some good hardwood in there.

You have had to sharply increase your level of exercise, just to burn off the extra calories you ingest because the food just tastes so darn good.

You again wander outside in the middle of a long cook, you determine that the temperature is still eggsactly where you wanted it to be, and you gratefully pat the side of the Egg without realizing that this is a strange thing to do to an inanimate object.

I'm sure that other spouses of Eggers will be able to add a few Eggcentricities to the list, but you get the idea.

Posted by ChefRD on April 16, 2002 at 21:11:25:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
You must be an Egger if....
..you lePosted by ravnhaus on April 16, 2002 at 22:02:58:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
...before you serve the food to your guests you make them wait as you photograph the results of your labor...

Posted by Shelby on April 16, 2002 at 19:29:15:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

You just might be an Egger if...
...you carry pictures of your egg and the food on it.
...you knock on a neighbors door to ask if you can have the pecan wood from the tree they just cut down.

Posted by ChefRD on April 16, 2002 at 21:11:25:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
You must be an Egger if....
..you learn to make a web page so you can show the whole world your butts and thighs and other parts.

Posted by Kelly Keefe on April 16, 2002 at 18:53:28:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,

...Your new idea of a dream date involves a supermodel (or you ladies take your pick), an Egg and a spatchcocked chicken. (A nod toward Bloom County where the ideal date for Opus was Katherine Sulllivan and pudding.)

...You can even SAY spatchcocked chicken and not giggle. 8-)

...Your signifigent other doesn't object to the cost of all the new toys you're buying because she/he likes the results.

...Your idea of an ideal Thursday afternoon is mucking out the Egg in anticipation of the weekend.

...The folks at the local grocery store meat counter "Know your name..."

...You have a perfect justification in buying a digital camera and it's NOT to take pictures of your family.

...Even the squirrels have stopped eating nuts in your backyard.

...You claim the Egg as a Dependent on your tax forms.

Kelly Keefe
Jefferson City, MO

Posted by New Bob on April 16, 2002 at 18:04:05:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
You fire it up, put on some chips and don't cook anything.ÖÖÖ Yes, i do at times. I'm a kook.
New Bob

Posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 18:20:16:

In Reply to: Re: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by New Bob on April 16, 2002 at 18:04:05:

New Bob,

Makes sense to me. You're adding flavor to the air -- the neighbors ought to be grateful.

Posted by Barbecuing Lou on April 16, 2002 at 17:46:11:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
You call your wife by your eggs name and she knows it's a compliment.

Lewis

Posted by Wise One on April 16, 2002 at 13:34:15:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan, You just might be an Egger if you profess to enjoy "Green Eggs and Ham" and have no idea as to who Dr. Seuss is.

Posted by South O on April 16, 2002 at 12:59:25:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
You might be an egger if you carry a tape measure with you to the market to see how many of which kinds of meat you can get onto the grill...

Posted by MikeO on April 16, 2002 at 12:30:29:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,

There was a similar thread over a year ago. Wish I could find it in the archives. If memory serves, I think NatureBoy won the prize with:

You just might be an Egger if . . .

You check your child's temperature with a Polder!

Guess now you could just do it remotely with one of those NuTemp jobbies!

MikeO

Posted by Nature Boy on April 16, 2002 at 13:41:06:

In Reply to: Re: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by MikeO on April 16, 2002 at 12:30:29:

MikeO,
hehe. Good memory there, Diver Boy! Not sure where I reached for that joke. LOL. Nice work by Cornfed pulling that ancient thread out!

I guess I can assume you are getting pretty lit up about your upcoming dream diving trip. Ain't to far away.

BTW, leaving that remote probe in for hours could get uncomfortable for the little ones.

Beers.
NB

Posted by Wise One on April 16, 2002 at 13:46:29:

In Reply to: Re: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Nature Boy on April 16, 2002 at 13:41:06:

Nature Boy, yeah but if you had one of those Nu Temps (discussed above) you could just stay in bed all night and be able to tell your wife - "he's ok. His temp is normal." I could have probably gotten 100 hours or so of more sleep if I had had one of those things when my kids were young. :-))

Posted by Cornfed on April 16, 2002 at 22:04:39:

In Reply to: Re: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by RhumAndJerk on April 16, 2002 at 14:29:43:

RhumAndJerk,

No problemo. Also, I need to add this simple one...

You just might be an Egger if....

...you've ever used the term "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Later,
Cornfed

Posted by Gretl on April 16, 2002 at 12:25:20:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
Add to your list,
...You read new (and old) recipes and modify them all to suit the Egg.

(anyway, that's what I do)

Cheers,
Gretl

Posted by jwitheld on April 16, 2002 at 22:24:49:

In Reply to: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Prof Dan on April 16, 2002 at 11:34:27:

Prof Dan,
you might be an egger if
your grill has a name

Old      Faithfull

Posted by Ellen aka Gormay on April 17, 2002 at 01:30:47:

In Reply to: Re: You just might be an Egger if . . . . posted by Gretl on April 16, 2002 at 12:25:20:

Gretl,

....You make yourself and everyone else crazy in your quest to get another Egg only 2 months after buying your first one.

I say one good Egg deserves another...Life will be twice as sweet!

E

Posted by bc on April 17, 2002 at 22:36:06:

In Reply to: Re: You know your hardcore when... posted by tcpool on April 17, 2002 at 19:21:56:

tcpool,

Well, I can't comment on the tornado sirens, it wasn't THAT bad here (outside of Seattle) last weekend, but it was bad enought that my house, and all the roads around us were littered with BIG tree parts. In fact, the main road down from my hill was blocked on Sunday while the fire department tried to get a full sized Douglas Fir off the road.

Anyway, very shortly before the storm, I tossed on a seven pound Boston Butt (about 4PM).

My large had been stable at about 200 all afternoon, so I had no concerns, but then the real rain and wind hit. I don't know the wind speeds, but even though no "cows flew past our winders", we heard the thuds on the roof all night from variously sized tree parts. All the way from "man, that smarts", to the polder reading you at room temp.

That was just the wind. We had a LOT of water dumped on us as well.

So, the short story (too late!) I hade the daisy wheel all the way open (the daisy part, not the slider) as I always do, and I controlled the temp with the bottom vent.

The large was stable at 210 the next morning without me getting up and checking or fussing with it at all the entire night.

As we've come to say in this household "Believe in the Egg". Hmm, that should qualify my whole family for the "You know you're an Egghead..." thread!

Good cookin,
bc

Posted by Game Hog on April 17, 2002 at 14:30:32:

Your flipping ribs to the sound of tornado sirens...

Makes a wireless thermo well worth it...you can check it from under the mattress in the bathroom.

thru hail and about 2 inches of rain it held steady at 219...

skys cleared and they were done...Turned out great!

salt,pepper,onion powder,garlic powder,paprika,chili powder,cayenne rubbed. 220 for 3.5 hours direct.

;P)

Had to include this one

Posted by dawgfan on April 17, 2002 at 16:09:47:

i am blown away by my daughter...she is only 4 years old and has watched me cook on the BGE since she was 1....last friday she told me that she knew what she wanted for Christmas...so i asked her what she wanted and she told me that she wanted to ask santa for a BGE that was her size....i thought she was just talking as kids do and so i asked her if she wanted to have father/daughter time on saturday while my wife and son spent time together(he is only 2 weeks old)..she said yes and wanted me to take her to the BGE store in atlanta...so off we went....she went right in the store and found the mini BGE and said that was just her size....

on sunday afternoon as we were leaving church i told my wife i was going to see if i could change her mind and so here is what i did...i told her that if she wanted a BGE then she could not have anymore happy meals from mcdonalds...i knew i had her now...so she thought for a moment and said "ok, i do not want anymore happy meals because if i have the BGE then i can cook my own hamburger".....well she got me

so here is what i am after...does anyone have a mini BGE they would like to get rid of that i might can purchase for my 4 year old girl...i guess i have a real young egg head Posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

Time to start another round of you Might Be An Egghead If.

This a previous version from Prof Dan posted on April 16, 2002.

...Your new idea of a dream date involves a supermodel (or you ladies take your pick), an Egg and a spatchcocked chicken. (A nod toward Bloom County where the ideal date for Opus was Katherine Sulllivan and pudding.)

...You can even SAY spatchcocked chicken and not giggle. 8-)

...Your signifigent other doesn't object to the cost of all the new toys you're buying because she/he likes the results.

...Your idea of an ideal Thursday afternoon is mucking out the Egg in anticipation of the weekend.

...The folks at the local grocery store meat counter "Know your name..."

...You have a perfect justification in buying a digital camera and it's NOT to take pictures of your family.

...Even the squirrels have stopped eating nuts in your backyard.

...You claim the Egg as a Dependent on your tax forms.

If anybody has some new ones lets hear them.

Posted by tach18k on June 05, 2004 at 10:01:05:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,
when the dinner menu is 1 rack of ribs, 1 chicken, 1 2" porterhouse, and 6 beers, but your eating alone

Posted by Louisiana Redneck on June 04, 2004 at 16:36:38:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,

You might be an Egghead if you have five 20 pound bags of lump charcoal in the shed just in case you might run out.

Louisiana Redneck

Posted by Louisiana Redneck on June 04, 2004 at 16:30:14:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,
You Might Be An Egghead If you have 5 different ways to light the coals in your Egg and you use them all. ( Green Jell, Electric lighter, Fire cubes, Mapp Gas Torch, and Lighter Chimney.)

Louisiana Redneck

Posted by YB on June 04, 2004 at 15:44:00:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,
If your decks look like this and you still have one more in the garage.
Larry

Posted by Fairalbion on June 04, 2004 at 15:28:54:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

You and your clothes reek of smoke - and you really rather like it

Posted by Daddyo on June 04, 2004 at 14:48:35:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,
You overhear co-workers discussing a fine butt at the water cooler and you think first of pork shoulder.

Posted by Poppasam on June 04, 2004 at 14:01:53:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

Your own kids call you a CULT member!!!!

Posted by Mr Hyde on June 04, 2004 at 12:48:05:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,

Even your friends use the word "egg" as a verb (referring to cooking, not vandalism)

Posted by Prof Dan on June 04, 2004 at 12:20:17:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,

Your family overhears you talking to your Egg, muttering "Way to go! Good temp control! Keep it up!"

Posted by slicktop on June 04, 2004 at 10:36:04:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ, Your vacation is built around the eggfest.

When your pantry looks like a spice shelf at the grocery store.

When you are already feeding thoughts into spouses brain about why you NEED the new XL BGE.

Posted by usa doug on June 04, 2004 at 09:39:00:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,
You name your cooker something like Lisa Marie.
You start collecting pizza recipes.
You don't mind being called an "egghead".

Posted by usa doug on June 04, 2004 at 14:33:38:

In Reply to: Re: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by JSlot on June 04, 2004 at 09:53:25:

JSlot,
You know you're an egghead when: the guy next to you at a bbq competition has 4 eggs lined up and you think he's perfectly normal.

Good luck in Tryon next weekend Jim.
Doug

Posted by Salty Dog on June 04, 2004 at 08:12:50:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,
You might me an egg head if:

When you repaint your house you try to find a shade of paint that compliments the green.

When someone asks if you want your egg scrambled, a tear comes to the corner of your eye.

If you light it up and throw on some hickory just for the aroma in the yard.

If you have a photo album dedicated just to the egg.

After a snow storm you shovel off the egg before the sidewalk.

Posted by JSlot on June 04, 2004 at 08:06:13:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

..........You are reading this thread

Posted by Poppasam on June 04, 2004 at 11:23:28:

In Reply to: Re: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by JSlot on June 04, 2004 at 08:06:13:

JSlot,a wise man can pick out an EGGHEAD easily!!! Poppasam

Posted by mad max beyond eggdome on June 04, 2004 at 07:56:51:

In Reply to: You Might Be An Egghead If posted by StubbyQ on June 04, 2004 at 07:28:54:

StubbyQ,
you go to the grocery for milk and spend 30 minutes in the meat dept

lets see, watch alton brown or victoria's secret special . .hmm . ..no contest, those girls can't cook

you now hang with friends with names like 'stump' and 'whiz' and you aren't being watched by the FBI

i'll think of more later. .. .

 Posted by tennsooner on July 07, 2004 at 09:44:07:

You continue to cook on it every night even tho your refrigerator is full of leftovers.

The butcher at your local meat market who you didn't ever know prior to your egg purchase a month ago now knows not only you but the names of wife, children and family pets.

there is no room for your dishes because your cabinets are overflowing with an assortment of spices who's total cost would equal the national debt.

Your coworkers ask about your family and you quickly turn the conversation to your egg.

every store you enter no matter what they sell you look for the charcoal section......and can spend hours looking even tho they carry only five products.

and last but not not least...your beautiful wife returns after being away for a week to a family reunion,dresses in her sexiest nightgown,her hair perfectly combed and her makeup applied to perfection and says in the sexiest way possible " I know what you want and your about get it" and you hold your breath and your heart leaps with joy as you think to yourself "OMG, she must have bought me a BBQ guru"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tennsooner, a few more..
you go to the barber to get a hair cut only to get the smell out.
you DID get the egg from your wife!