You know whats odd that the word odd has an odd number of letters and the word even has an even number of letters How many Jacks must die before we stop making crackers out of them Stop killing baby's for their oil. What kind of sick person makes powder of of babies? Why does the word chilly mean cold but chili is hot. Watch for leprechauns they are smarter than they look. If disabled people want to be treated the same as everyone else why do they park in the disabled parking spots. If promisies are ment to be broken, why do people tell them? Why would any one care why the chicken crossed the road. I don't care if the the chicken or the egg came first they are both good. What if you were one of those midgets in the Wizard of Oz and you were in the back someplace, no one would believe that you were in Wizard of Oz. It would suck if you were digging a tunnel to china and someone filled up your hole when you were inside. Why would you cry over spilt milk you were going to drink it anyway? What brings you to this neck of the woods? If you see a war protester on the street go up and punch him in the face then when his tries to punch you back say "Wait, i thought you didn't want violence," then while he is thinking about it punch him again. How can 4 out of 5 dentists think that every toothpaste is the best. The best job in the world would be one of those news guys who just makes up funny titles to things like: When Diplomacy FAILS and such. Im fine with wacked up wierdos as long as they don't come near me. Hippocrates are the scum of the Earth. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights makes a left. Eniglish is the most messed up language. How can read sound two different ways, but be spelled the same? The number 3 can't equal 7, can it? I hate how people smoke in public. I just want to yell "GO KILL YOURSELF ELSEWHERE!" and how the smell makes you want to puke, Elephants are everyehere in the hills of PQ. One of them bit me while i was walking to school one day. Don't you see those Mexicans looking for them? I hate how every thing costs like 2.99, just make it 3 bucks so i don't get a penny back. And the gas stations add the 99th of a cent to the price of gas. I help the homeless, I throw away my cans. Everything happens for a reason, so if someone comes up and punches you in the face, thank them because it might make something good happen in your life later on. I love it how the Iraqi information minister would always say "We will crush that atangonist Bush and his gang of hoodlems" The Marines could be behind him shooting all the Republican Guard troops and he would say that American doesn't have a chance. Whats up with Saddam Hussein�s son Uday.Is it just me or does he look like hes on drugs or just got hit in the face with a 2x4. Im going to have rocket lanchers on my car, so if some loser cuts me off or won't let me change lanes I can blow him up. I wonder who first created those little tables that go in the pizza boxes to keep the lid from getting on your pizza. I bet it was elves. I like it when people are in another country where they don't speak the same languages so they they talk slower and louder. Like thats going to help. The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, "I have some good news and some bad news." They ask for the good news first. Aziz says, 'The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs." "And the bad news?" they ask. Aziz replies, "He's lost an arm." What does a race car driver do if he has to go to the bathroom? Seriously its not like he can pull off the road and take a wizz. When I grow up I'm going on a trip to TV land. I hate it how people go and dis the police when the police are out there making our streets a safer place, with out a enforcing body violence would regin supreme. If you had the chance would you take it? I want to know the truth, instead of wondering why? I want to know the answers, no more lies Why does everyone think death is the only answer? You make your own destiny, make it count Teachers have the worst job, they have to deal with a crapy pay and deal with kids who could care less with their education. More To Come... Go Back |
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