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Average Movies
2004
alien VS predator could have been much better, but it was still
pretty cool if you forget all the cheesy dialogue and the dumbed down
plot. almost good.
anchorman ridiculous doesnt begin to describe it.
broken lizard's club dread raunchy humor that can be funny at times and
repulsive at others.
dodgeball: a true underdog story sometimes funny, always ridiculous.
fahrenheit 9/11 ridicules george w bush and makes some interesting
points, but it feels too rushed.
secret window disappointing, nothing very challenging.
sky captain and the world of tomorrow uh, i was bored.
it captured the feel of old timey movies pretty well and it looked
pretty good, but beyond the novelty it was pretty unexciting.
starsky & hutch pretty funny film.
torque
pretty dumb, but the action is decent.
van helsing - a fairly uninspired story about a character who isnt afraid of
vampires. why? we dont know.
the computer graphics werent exceptional, but they werent bad
either. van helsing featured a full cast
of monsters, but if you are looking for something with an ounce of substance
this really isnt the movie for you. this
might pass as mindless fun, at best.
2003
agent cody banks pretty good kid movie.
anger management some parts are funny.
bad boys II action packed popcorn movie with some humor mixed in.
bruce almighty funny bits, but sappy overall.
bubba ho-tep unique, but lacking, geriatric horror.
finding nemo not too bad; something for the children.
the gospel of john it rarely moved me. it didnt feel spiritual, it felt historical.
how to lose a guy in 10 days kinda sweet, but too often corny.
identity
interesting concept. could have been so
much better. good acting though.
the italian job bland criminal caper revenge film.
the last samurai overbearing epic film with a nice touch of
japanese culture.
love actually well-intentioned collection of love stories, but it lacks punch.
master & commander: far side of the world a detailed look at life on the sea in the time of
napolean. i was bored.
matchstick men almost in the good category, it just seemed something was missing.
the missing native american motif; generic in every other way.
mona lisa smile good performances in generic chick flick.
out of time pretty average set-up story.
paycheck
intriguing premise and a decent delivery.
the recruit run of the mill espionage story.
s.w.a.t.
subtle parody of tv show and action films, but it may be too subtle.
secondhand lions slightly interesting coming of age story, not made
too well.
something's gotta give pretty cute love story between old people.
spun
depressing, ugly look at drugs.
terminator 3: rise of the machines fast paced action with a terrible lead.
timeline
teeny-bopper time travel.
under the tuscan sun flawed, but a nice and warm romance.
underworld mediocre gothic action film.
what a girl wants cutesy bubble-gum flick.
2002
ghost ship pointless, but not too bad.
half past dead not the smartest, but nice visuals and good action.
murder by numbers a bit unbelievable but pretty solidly made.
two weeks notice kinda cute i guess.
2001
lagaan: once upon a time in
the shipping news pretty nice story about a man facing his demons.
2000
getter robo: armageddon vol 1 - resurrection potentially good giant robot anime but
aesthetically limited.
1999
the haunting creepy special effects with a crappy story.
1998
kimera
interesting story and character designs with homosexual tendencies and a blah
ending.
1997
a chinese ghost story quirky humor, some cool ghosts.
armitage III poly matrix pretty bland.
the best thing about it is the relationship between the two main
characters.
neon genesis evangelion: death & rebirth the alternate ending is nice, but the summation of
the series seems like overkill.
titanic
loads of conventions define this hollywood juggernaut.
1986
transformers: the movie pretty fun movie that captures the spirit of the
80s.
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