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* What did the man need to tell the woman who had 2 black eyes? ... Nothing he already told her twice.

* What did the woman do when the man got done beating her? ... She did the dishes if she was smart.

* Why did the woman cross the road? ... Who cares? What was she doing out of the kitchen?

* How do you blind a female? ... Put her in the drivers seat of a car.

* What did the woman do when her watch broke? ... Nothing all stoves come equiped with a clock.

* Why do women have smaller feet than men? ... So they can get closer to the sink.

* How long does it take a man to open a bottle of beer? ... Unknown, it's always open by the time the woman gets it to the couch.

* Why are there no female astronaunts on the moon? ... None, the moon doesnt need cleaning yet.

* Why did God create Adam first? ... So he would have a chance to talk before Eve came along.

* How do you tell the difference between a woman on PMS and one who is not? ... Beats the hell out of me.

* Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars travel 95% quieter? ... Yea, it fits right over her mouth.