| Blonde Humor |
| * Why dont blondes like making cool-aid? ... They cant figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in the little packet. * What goes "VROOM - SCREECH, VROOM - SCREECH, VROOM - SCREECH"? ... A blonde at a flashing red light. * A blonde went to her mailbox several times before it was even time for the mail man one day, so a neighbor who seen her asked "Are you waiting on a special package or something?" the blonde replies "NO, my computer keeps saying you've got mail." * Why do blondes where green lipstick? ... Because red means stop. * A blonde goes to the doctor one day because she is having stomach aches. Well the doctor checks her out and comes up with his diagnosis ... He tells the blonde that she is pregnant ... So the blonde looks up at him and replies "Are you sure its mine?" * One day a cop pulls a blonde over for speeding. The cops walks up to the blonde's car and ask her for her license. The blonde says "You cops really should get it together, one day you take my license and the next you want me to show them to you." |
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