Later on in the day, Cloud and Tifa decided to have an evening Valentine�s Day Party.� The AVALANCHE gang had all gathered (minus Red XIII�he was still running from the skunk) along with their dates.� The music was loud and pumping.
Cloud:(to Tifa) Can you actually believe that I almost kissed that bastard
Sephiroth?
Eww, man oh man, that was one of the worst experience since the Don
Corneo thing.
Tifa: (shocked) What in the hell made you wanna kiss Sephiroth?
Cloud: (shrugs) I have no freakin� idea!� One minute, I�m fighting
the bastard, then the next
minute.....whew.....it was loving mayhem.
Tifa: I think maybe cause it�s Valentine�s Day and love is in the air.� Maybe it was a cupid or something.....
Cloud: HA!� I think were all a little too old to believe in mythical
creatures, Tifa.� A cupid?
I think NOT!!
Meanwhile, Yuffie pulled a chair next to Reeve.
Yuffie: Hi there Reeve!� Heard about what happened to your Cait Sith. Sorry....
Reeve: (smiles at Yuffie): It�s okay, I�ll build a new one before you know it!� But....to another subject...(looks evily at Yuffie). I heard about your �thing� for Vincent Valentine.
Yuffie: HELL NO!!� I have no idea what happened, one minute I was teasing the old vamp, and then, next minute, I�m all over him!� Talk about sick!
Reeve:(chuckling) It must be love! It�s in the air......or maybe it was a cupid.
Yuffie: Naw....Anyway, I thought that you were declaring Lara Croft as your Valentine this year.
Reeve: (scowls) Nope.� She�d never go for me.� Tomb Raider
and Final Fantasy don�t mix.....
Besides, she killed my Cait Sith.� But I heard she�s dead.
Yuffie: Oh.....
Reeve: So, who is your Valentine this year?
Yuffie: (sigh) No one.� Everyone hates ditzy ol Yuffie Kisaragi.�
I mean, did you honestly think that anyone would ask me to be theirs?
�
Reeve: Yeah! I would!
Yuffie: Your kidding.....
Reeve: Your not a ditz to me....would you be my Valentine, Yuffie?
Yuffie: (beaming) YES YES YES!
Yuffie gives Reeve a kiss on the cheek and the two go up to the dance floor to dance La Bouche�s Be MY Lover.
Meanwhile, Cid and Shera walk toward their seats.� Apparently, they had danced nonstop since they arrived at the party.
Cid: So how ya feeling, woman? Tired from all that �action� this morning?
Shera: I�m just a little thirsty.
Cid: (gets up) Ok, stay here while I get you some punch, okay?
As Cid leaves to the punch table, Barett passes by and takes note on the young brunette with a green dress.
Barett: Yo, how�s it goin there, baby!� Wanna dance?
Shera: --------?
Barett: Your awfully cute.� C�mon baby, let Big Barett be your Valentine! You know if I get you to be my Valentine, Cid will be the only one without a date so that means I could make fun of the foo�.
Shera:� --------?
Barett: Aww, don�t be shy.� Just let Big Barett Boy do the lovin� �kay, cutie? (Grabs Shera�s hand).
At that time, Cid had returned from the big trash can punch Cloud had set up with two cups of punch.� When he saw Barett, he immediately dumped all the punch over his head.
Cid: And what the hell do we think we�re doing here, Barett?
Barett: Hey, man, I saw her first!
Cid: (lights a cigarette) Hands off @#$#$, that�s my girlfriend, Shera.
�
Barett: Shera?...........She�s not cute anyway!
Sourgrapes Barett walks away from them and sees Vincent alone near the trash can punch.� He decides to pick on him. Barett pulls a chair next to him.
Barett: so, vampy, where�s the countess......
Vincent: .............
Barett: Your date, where is she, you @#$%!
Vincent: I don�t have one......
Barett: Huh?� Oh...so that means were both in the same boat...
Vincent slowly turned his head towards Barett.
Vincent: No, Barett, I will not be your Valentine.
Barett: @#$R% you man!� Want me to get you some blood, er , punch?
Vince: ..........@#$% you..........
Barett: OOOOOh, vampy speaks here......
At that time, �Open Arms� by Journey began to play.� The people who had dates began to dance.
Cloud: Love you Tifa.
Tifa: (lays head on his shoulder) I love you too.....
Reeve: I like you a lot, Yuffie......
Yuffie: I like you too! (Hugs him)
Cid: I love you woman..
Shera: (deeply kisses him)
At the time, the maid came out with a giant plate of Oreos and donuts.
Barett: Alwight, food!
Vincent:........cool.� I love Oreos.
The two were about to pig in when Cloud all of a sudden began to shake.
�Tifa: You okay, Cloud?
Cid: Hey say something, spiky head!
Cloud�s eyes were wide as if in a trance as he walked toward the food.� He passed Barett and picked up the tray of food.� Then, he began to head out the door.
Barett: Hey! Come back here!� Those shits are not all for you!
Tifa: Cloud, where the hell are you going?
She follows him outside and sees that he is no longer holding the tray of snacks and that he was back to normal.
Cloud: Huh?� Where am I?
The rest of the gang had now come outside.
Barett: @#$$%! Where are all the snacks? Huh?
Cloud: I...I don�t know, it�s as if someone were controlling me....
Yuffie: Maybe it was a cupid....
Everyone shot Yuffie an ugly glare.
Reeve: Only one person could be capable of this.....
Everyone: Uh oh.....
Meanwhile, somewhere in the crater, Sephiroth was lying down and enjoying his �stolen� snacks.
Sephiroth: Heh heh, good job, Cloud my boy!
He stuffs down the last of the Oreos.
Sephiroth: Damn, now I�m thirsty. (Snaps his fingers) Cloud...bring me the punch....the punch, Cloud now!
When Sephiroth recieves the punch, he drinks it up and chuckles.
Sephiroth: Ah.....it sure is hard work making other people work.�
Hmm....(he thinks for a� moment).� I�m still hungry though......(snaps
fingers) Cloud...more donuts.....bring me the donuts!
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END
Authors Notes: This was my first attempt at writing something funny.
Yes, I know it sucked but
please forgive me and bear with my poor spelling.� If you have
any comments or suggestions,
please e-mail me at [email protected]
And if you own a webpage or write fanfics, someone PLEASE write one
about Shera Highwind
(she�s my favorite character in the game).� I don�t write one
because as you can see, I�m not
very good at this.� Oh well.
