The Adventures Of SuperGOTH And VampBOY
By Steph and Joel
Faster than a snapping turtle.. more powerful than a can of Alpo.. Look! On the sidewalk! It's a twig.. it's a piece of trash.. its SUPERGOTH!
This mysterious figure comes wearing her white trash clothing, crappy slippers, and to top off her ensemble wears her infamous red blanket cape.
Alongside her stands VAMP BOY! He stands wearing crappy clothes as well.
Today's adventure:
Our heroes encounter their archenemy.. Doctor Abercrombie! Now this man has been known in the past to manufacture disgustingly ugly clothes and brainwashing young adults into turning into corporate businessmen, college graduates, basically people with a purpose. But not for long!
SuperGOTH: *flies in and crashes into the dumpster* Okay, I'm here. What is it now?
Vamp Boy: SuperGOTH, it's your archenemy, Doctor Abercrombie!
SuperGOTH: No SHIT. What's he up to this time?
Vamp Boy: Well, he's using that decoy again. You know, Avril.
SuperGOTH: Ah, yes.. Avril. We've had many adventures, you see.
**Cheezy flashback music**
Avril: You'll never defeat me SuperGOTH! What are you going to do, voodoo on me?
SuperGOTH: Well.. there goes THAT plan.. no! I am going to show you your weakness!
Avril: Why, I have no weakness! I'm 18 years old, have a rock hard body, my hair is silky smooth, and why, my face is perfect!
SuperGOTH: *pulls out boom box* Not for long!
*plays a live version of her singing*
Avril: No, No, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *face melts*
**Cheezy flashback music again**
SuperGOTH: Ah, we had some good times.
Vamp Boy: And apparently she didn't die.
SuperGOTH: Damn. Well, I'll just take care of her again!
Until the next episode..