Moving Day
Ah, the long treacherous journey from Nick Chix to Rampant Kaos.. the sacrifices we made.. the things we stole.. wait scratch the last part. Anyways, Kathleen made a journal.. which she summarized for us..
[it's July 12, 2003 and Kat, Kathleen and Steph are setting their last suitcases into the trunk of Kathleen's shiny new blue BMW, which for some reason has a Canadian license plate. Kat, Kathleen and Steph all pile into the front seat and put on some old BSB cds.]
Kathleen: Move it! Let me drive!
Kat: Woohoo!
Steph: Ahhhhh! Y'all made me spill my coke!
Kathleen: You see *drifts and hits mailboxes* I had this whole
*swerves* plan to um as you can see.
Kat: Steal a car. Heehee.
Kathleen: Exactly. Hey Kat, continue with ripping the registration.
Kat:OK! *Rips registration slip off window and shredds in shredder
that magically appears on her lap*
Steph: Hey where'd you get that portable shredder? That's pretty
nice.
Kathleen: Oh uhm...
Kat: We stole it. It was part of our plan. Heehee.
Kathleen: Yeah so now, according to plan, we have to get to our
appointment for fixing up our car.
Steph: This isn't our car!!!
Kathleen: That's where you're wrong. Take it Kat.
Kat:We're gonna paint it orange and add on some silver tenzo 20 inch
rims and we're gonna add some NOS tanks in the back just in case we
get caught up in a race with some foos, and then we're gonna add a
Mugen intake and all JDM interior.
Steph: Kat, you have never heard of all this...stuff. You don't live
anywhere near anything! You live in South Carolina. Where there's
only...uhm to tell you the truth. NOTHING!
Kat: Hey! I live near a BEACH which YOU'VE never been to! Ha ha!
Kathleen: Quiet. I taught her that. I live in racing central. *smiles
wide*
*MEANWHILE*
Bored, tired cop 1: Yeah, Avril Lavigne got her car stolen. *mumbles*
Good for her.
Bored, tired cop 2: *Talking to Avril* Yeah so, did ya see anybody in
the car?
Avril Lavigne: *sniff* No. All I saw was 3 heads. 1 blonde head was
crouched down. And 1 black head and another blonde head were sitting
up straight. *starts to cry*
Paparazzi Guy 1: Avril! Avril! How are you taking this Avril?
Paparazzi Guy 2: Avril! Avril! Are you determined to get these
culprits?
Avril: *sniff* This is terrible! It was supposed to be special! I
just a got a large lump sum from Hot Topic for doing good business
for them and then I bought a new car for myself so I could be on my
own finally. And now its ruined! *WAAAAAH*
Paparazzi Girl 1: Avril! Avril! How special was it?
Avril: Most, totally special! I would give up wearing pigtails to
sleep every night for it!
Paparazzi Girl 2: Avril! Avril! Can you explain to us?
Avril: *sniff* My day with my car was all planned out! I was going to
the mall to get another lump sum from Hot Topic while I listen to my
favorite CD in the whole entire universe! Britney Spears-Baby One
More Time!!!!
Uhm OOPS!!
I mean uh....
Slipknot! Yeah. Slipknot! *smiles fake smile*
*NOW WE'RE BACK TO SOMETHING INTERESTING*
[The girls are helping with the finishing touches of fixing up their
new car..]
Kat: Yay! Now its perfect. Just how I described! Oops. Wait! We
forgot the all holy Mugen Strip! Oh yeah!
Kathleen:Yay! Now onto our new house!
Steph: I still don't get you two.....
The Moral: If you go on a road trip with your friends, use your own damn car.