The penguin in south africa part.1

these are touching stories about penguins (well not really), that make no sence. Written my Alejandra....

"EDwARd WoNgLUPEpeRonHUmPSalOtafire's Adventure in China"

AFTER Edward (a penguin) woke one night because he had to take a dump, it occured to him that his distant cousin James Wantstomarryanotherman, lived in China and he would love tovsit him. So he packed his bags, and went off to a far away place, China but this was no ordenary China, this China is now in Saturn because of govermentreason why he came so he made a living selling nachos,chimichangas, what else is a mexican penguin gonna do!?


-6 months later he realized why he went to China! So he went to his cousins house, but poor James had been run over by a hot air ballon going -10 mph!(one thing should I should mention, Jame's is a bomb.)So Edward went to go visit his bomb cousin.Poor James was all dead and stuff by the time Edward got there because james blew up ! Everybody saw this comming, but no knew it would be so... well he was a 45 year old bomb so i guess...no one cares!!! Edward moving on with kept on selling nachos, but for rememberance of his cousin he put bombs in the nachos,little tiny bombs that blew up whenyou pee pee. Well Edawrd didn't want the blowing up of his cousin to ruin his vacation so he went to expolre China. Since he didn't now any body in china he thought he should be in a male gay porno so he can meet famous people in China and make a little extra change, but that idea went to hell he ended up in the hospital because he has major back pains, and went to jail, and then his back pains became worse. When he got out of jail he went back to his nacho buisness. You may not of known but Edaward likes to be called Deppylepen (this will come in handy later) back @ mexico he was.....to be continued im too lazy to finish this story

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