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My motto : Do whatever you feel you want to - as long as it doesn't hurt, or impinge on the rights or liberties of other living creatures or the environment. Be good to yourself and everyone else (Not do unto others....;¬)
One day while surfing the web, I found some ideas which I merged together to create what I feel is the best, and cheapest way to masturbate with the feel of a real vagina.
What you'll need
- 1 disposable latex glove - stretchy type available in bulk boxes (surgical not necessary)
Firstly, take your tea towel, and fold
it twice lengthways as shown
Next, take the glove, placing it carefully
as shown on the end of the teatowel.
Now, the next step is open to interpretation.
The manner in which you roll up the glove depends on the size of whatever
you want to put into it, and the manner in which you like to use the device.
You can experiment with different folds as you get more experienced.
Once you get to the end, you can apply
optional rubber bands around the outside to provide extra tension.
Then pull the glove out of the end slightly,
and fold the glove back over the end. Hmmm, This seems to create an interesting
You can then add some realistic looking
Click here for a serving suggestion...
If you're worried about your mother seeing lube/sperm on the matress, then you can use an old shirt first between the bed, and then put the device in the shirt. Your matress may also be too heavy to enter the device, so just roll up a shirt or something using it as a spacer. Just move it back and forward to get the perfect grip.