Film stars on Valentine’s Day!

 

I decided to ask some of my favorite film stars their thoughts on Feb 14^th.  Here’re some snippets from our 1-min interviews:

 

Maddy (from Paris): Actually, ippo enna naa, naan inge…I am shooting for this very interesting Tamo-French film “Amelie n Shakthi.”  So, Je t'aime, girls…let’s boogie!  Visit www.rmadhavan.com to see me today!  (aaramichitaan yaa, cyber thirudan…udane ponnu elaam oadidum…namma thalaila thundu)

 

Surya: Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.  Singam Puli Sir oda “Maayavi” shooting-la irukken…Bala Sir, Cameraman Rajashekar Sir, Editor Vijayan Sir ennoda co-artises Nasser Sir, Vivek Sir elaar sirvaagavum…chi, saarvaagavum Happy Valentine’s Day… (What an innocent fellow…Jo will tell you…Sirvum krishnaarpanam asthu!)

 

K. Balachander: “Ilamai Poigall” unit saarvaaga “Happy Valentine’s Day” wishes.  Podhuvaaga en padathula oruthikki oruvan-nu irukkave irukaadhu…aanaa, indha Valentine’s Day adhuvuma onnu solla virumbaren— unge vaazhkai-la Sindhu-vum Bhairavi-yum orey ponnaa irundhaa thaan raagam aboorvamaa ilaaama, abaswaram-aa ilaama nalaa irukkum.  Vaazhga, Valamudan (Subbudu-ku thoorathu uravu pola)

 

Vasanth:  February 14^th vaazhthukkall…Unge girlfriend oda en padam elaam paarunge…ava kitte Nerukku Ner theyriyamaa sollunge, “Keladi Kanmani, naan solradha…Namma vazhkaiyoda iru raagangall oru Rhythm-aa innaikki aaganum-nu enakku Aasai-yaa irukku.  So, Poovellaam Kettupaarthutten…elaamey solradhu enna-naa, Yey! Ava romba azhagaa irukkaa…nee ippo sollu, edhaachu padam pogalaamaa?  Ticket selavu Nee Paathi Naan Paathi

 

Parthiban: Indha Valentine’s Day adhuvumaa, vidhyaasamaa edhaachu solla virumbaren…14^th…onnu…naalu…. indha rendu number-a yosichu paatha enakku enna thonudhu-naa ulagathula oru aambala naalu ponna paakalaam, thappille…aanaa, oru aambala oru ponna kooda, naalu vidhamaa pesum badi paaka koodaathu…yaennaa, kaadhal endraal manidha neyam…manidha neyam endraal kaadhal…Nandri, Vanakkam.

 

Cheeyaan (tele-con): Chennai guys ‘n girls-ku O Podu!  Dudes and Chicks, Happy V Day!  Anniyan Shooting-la irukken…ippo thaan oru paattukkaaga Switzerland-la Zermatt-ngara edathula irukken…feeling young, romantic and sec…oh, shot ready…see you later (sincere sivamani).

 

Sneha (as always, on a high dose of caffeine): IndhaValentinesDayAdhuvumaElaarkumEnnodeHeartfeltWishes…RevathymadamMadhiri, Suhasinimadam madhiri nalla characters pannanum…nallanalla DifferentRolesPannanum…life-la elaarumHappy-aa irukanum…Loveyouall… (adengappa…)

 

Trisha : Hey guys n girls, Happy Valentine’s Day…am actually shooting for a Telugu film, “Noo Mazhaiyil Nanaya Nuvve Priyamesu” It’s coming out well….am playing a role that I’ve never played before…it’s a cute character…that of a Brahmin girl who gets drenched in the rain on Feb 14^th and falls in love with the hero Junior Chandrababu Naidu…ooh, what an uncanny coincidence…Love you all…Sweet Dreams...all night and all day, folks… (full name: Trisha Krishnan; Native language: Tamil; Nickname: Peter Pankajagammall)

”Kadhal” Sandhya: Very Happy Febravaree 14^th to everybody…indha varusham enakku evlovo periya vetri kuduthurkeenge…adhukku romba thanks…naan kilambaren…because enakku “kadhal” shooting ponadhule 3 half-yearly exams fail, Physics, Chemistry and Maths…amma thitraa…but pass aydiven…elaarum pray pannunge…bye bye (Adadaa, pacha pulla…)

 

“Little Super Star” Silambarasan: Showing his middle finger, winking, smiling and then showing four fingers [except the little one] to denote 14, “Nee nenachaa neeyum Manmadhan, yaa…Nee nenachaa andha ponnu Rathi, yaa...Jothika-vukku Suriyaa…Nee theyriyamaa Love pannu yaa…” (chutzpah personified)

 

Sathyaraj: Ennamaa Kannu! Kadhalar Dhinam-aa? Paathu maa…nee oru care-of-platform-aa irundhuttu indha loalaayee elaam unakku edhukku? Enaadhu, “true love”-aa? Ha…thirupathi-ke mottaya…Satyarajukke halwa-va? Nee Pakkathu veettu thoattathule oru alagaana rosaapoo-ve thirudittu…innocent-aa mugatha vechuttu, “un pera sollum rosaapu!”-nu paaduve…yaen daa capemaari, mollamaari…rosaapu enaikki daa pera sollum…adhuve ‘lakshmi’ ‘saraswathi’-nu irundhaa paravaille…neenge ‘kunjamaa’-nu edhaachu naatukattaya pudippeenge…andha karumam pudicha pera elaam rosaapu sollanumaa? Auto-la yaerinaa thaanmaa meter-u…ponnunge-la pudikkanum-naa nee irukkavendithu peter-u…puriyala? Peteru peteru…varatta kannu?

and finally, our Universal Hero Kamal “Mumbai Express” Haasan:

Mumbai maanagarathil…Merke Sellum Rayil endra padathirkku panipuriya vandhurukurom…indha nannaalil, naavadakkam pazhagum naathigargalin saarvaaga enadhu Kadhalar Dhina vaazhthukkall…mutham mutham endru ennai patri pathrigaigallil kkkaeli pesuvaargall…adhu verum Raththam Sadhai sammandha patta Oru Saththam endrey naan sollven…Kaadhal endraal niththam niththam Anbey Sivam endru irukka naan pakkam pakkamaai enadhu nannbar Rajendar poal vasanam pesuven…Love is an Inscrutable emotion endru enadhu French nannbar Jean De Claude Peirre solvaar…adhai pinpattu manadhu punpattu pogaamal irukka enadhu vaazhthukkall…Nandri…” (Due to excessive pressure from Ramadoss, the film title has been changed to “Merke Sellum Rayil”)

 

Note: This piece was written for fun…hope you aren’t one of these stars or a fanatic who got offended!