"My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph
"My daddy shoots people!" -Ralph
"I drank blue juice from under the sink!" -Ralph in The Simpsons Game
"My friend thinks you are stupid." -Ralph
"Can you open my milk, mommy?" -Asking Ms. Hoover to open his milk
"Me fail English? That's unpossible" -Ralph after receiving an academic alert in Lisa on Ice