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How normal people introduce themselves:
Hi, I'm John Doe.  How are you?
How I introduce myself:
High?   Me too.
RANDOM is such a kinky word!  KINKY! That's a great word too!  So's BUBBLEY and GOOGLEY!  Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Will you be my friend...my "special" friend?
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.

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Common sense is simply a learned instinct
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