• Marijuana plants give us hemp, one of the strongest natural fibres
• It takes a few months to grow to a usable state as opposed to plantation forests which take years
• You can get four times as much paper from an acre of marijuana plant than an acre of standard plantation forest
“We’re wiping our arses with out own future!”
Well, why not use marijuana hemp for toilet paper? Cheaper, faster and more sustainable, so why are still smearing crap on our forests? It’s stronger than paper, so I could wipe without the fear of breaking trough. That would really put my mind at ease.
Some people will tell me that I’m starting at the wrong end to put my mind at ease. Well, there are variations of the marijuana plant that contain no THC, so they can’t be used to get high. Besides, a toilet paper joint…
So be aware than next time you reach down there with a folded flap of white paper, you could try wiping with a touch of reefer madness!
