If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still

 each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

HERE ARE SOME GREAT IDEAS,

QUOTES AND NICKS!

If you have a choice between two evils, choose

 that one which you never tried

 before...

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's

 blunders?

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble

was, it was my own.
 

--Les Dawson

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's

 there to appreciate it.
 

--Franklin P. Jones

It is dangerous to be right when the government is

 wrong.
                                                      

-- Voltaire

 

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but

 most of the things they make it easier to do don't

need to be done.
 

-- Andy Rooney

I couldn't wait for success, so I went on ahead

 without it.

--Jonathan Winters


Too bad that all the people who know how to run

the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
 

--George Burns


A successful man is one who makes more money

 than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one

who can find such a man.
--Lana Turner

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for

a year and a half.





Money can't buy you friends, but you get a better

 class of enemy.

--Spike Milligan 

Don’t think of going to heaven, try to bring it down

 to earth

If ever you dream about beating me then better

 wake up and apologize.