Jon Dahl Tomasson

Comparing this goalscorer to World Cup players was going to be hard. First of al, none of them with a similar figure were as prolific. Comparing him to the likes of Vieri, Raul, Morientes or Ronaldo seemed far too generous. So that left JD Tomasson. Both him and the player scored in all bar game, were reknowned for wasting chances at other spells for different clubs (even being played out of position) and are going on a free transfer to join AC Milan! It could be none other than the webmeister Raju himself.

Player ability: 2/5

Player performance: 4/5