Rustu

Before we started this tournament, I told this teammate of mine (in particular), that the key to succeeding in this tournament was swapping. As long as both players agreed, we swap positions, in order to confuse the opposition, and possibly get better performances out of us, if we do get saturated in one position. However, with me being a lazy goalhanger, that never precipitated. Although he had his fair share outfield, I remember him mainly for his posture and almost natural technique to prevent the ball going in. I also remember that he conceded at most 2 goals in the whole tournament. I know persistently taunt him because of his adoration of Physics, Mr Naylor and being Mr Marriott's lovechild but you can't hold that against him. Sam, that was your moment.

Player ability: 2.5/5

Player performance: 4/5