Rivaldo

What can I say? The person that Rivaldo represents is normally sluggish, wears any colour as long as that colour is black (quoting Mr Ford), smokes more than your average Victorian chimney and watches Buffy (not that I personally have a problem with her). But all that changed on the day of the tournament (except the smoking that is). Without the distractions of Buffy, Dawn, Angel as well as his charming girlfriend, he did actually play some football. And superbly as well. As well as scoring a bundle for himself, he brought the Marco van Basten, the Gerd Muller or the Gary Lineker out of me (yes I do have similar ears to Lineker, whoa!) as well as his other Battersea teammates. This person could only have been George Edward Montgomery (Burns) Ahad. Thank you

Player ability: 4.5/5

Player performance: 5/5