Roy Keane

We all know about the episode before the tournament started and the sudden withdrawal of Roy Keane from the Republic of Ireland team, so I thought, since these two or more players didn't turn up, gave poor reasons and also like a bit of Guiness and Jameson Whiskey, I think Oliver's absent Polish contingent should get the Roy Keane comparison: I mean Jack Seaman, Oliver Polanski and company!

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