Thierry Henry

Both Henry and his counterpart were odds on favourite for the Golden Boot and neither managed to achieve a single goal for their team. Their minds seemed to be elsewhere during the tournament, probably due to a long and draining season doing Maths A level with Mr Eade and playing for Double winners Arsenal. And to round things off both scored in one sense or another, an "own goal", where Henry got sent off, and Ali Salehzadeh actually did put it in his own net. Now how's that for finishing!

Player ability: 5/5

Player performance: 2/5