Diouf/Ronaldo
So why have I chosen two players for this one player? Was he that great? I think that would be too generous for him. This player is like Diouf in the sense that he was an unknown quantity before he came to the tournament. He created runs and setup a few chances, but what this Mortlake player did was score goals and bagfuls of them, like moneybags Ronaldo. So it would be fair for me to say that George T's Spanish exchange, Sanchou deserves this comparison.
Player ability: 5/5
Player performance: 4.5/5