Denilson de Oliveira

Who could it be? I mean, who can remember a player in the tournament, with momentarily sublime then diabolical ball control, with the ability to run into the corner and deliver the ball for a throw in or goal kick. Or becomes instantaneously deaf on receiving the ball and subsequently fails to pass during the game at his teammates' frustration. I remember clearly from the Brazil v Turkey game, that a certain Ron Atkinson saying something in the lines of "now that Denilson's on, they'll need to balls, one for the match and one for Denilson and his circus tricks". Many of you will agree with me that it can be none other than Ivan "Quaker" Goh.

Player ability: 1-5/5 (it's too hard to classify!)

Player performance: 2/5