"I don't think the Montrealites have recovered from my yelling, 'I am a grapefruit! Give me all your croissants!!' in French in the supermarket last time I was there. " -Jade Puget

"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg." -Jade Puget

"This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff..." -Davey Havok

"One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip and I had to get stitches." - Davey

"There's another story about Wal-Mart. Davey and I were buying dog chains and this redneck, typical Ukiahan guy walked by, and said, "Hey look, they're buying their jewelry." And then Davey says...'That's right, MOTHERFUCKER!!'" -Jade Puget

"I'm half mascualine and half feminine." - Davey

"Our fans are incredible. They're the best, the most loyal, and the only thing that seems to connect them is their dedication to us. They're tattooed with our images, they're driving 12 hours to see us play because thats the closest we're gonna get, or they're flying out to see us at a record release party because they really wanna be a part of it." - Davey

Jade Puget: People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this."
Hunter Burgan: That and Dave's pants.
Davey Havok: Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.

"We don't wear your abercrombie, so don't listen to our punk rock!" - Davey

"As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come. I truly hope you enjoy the new record." - Davey Havok

Interviewer: Boxers or briefs?
Jade: Briefs are stupid. They constrict yo' shit!

"Stevie Wonder picks out my clothes for me." - Jade

"Ninjas ARE TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out, and totally chopping peoples' heads off."- Jade

"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not so much because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."-- Jade

[How has AFI changed since you were signed and put out your first album?] "We shave now." - Davey

"Sorry, that was me, not Davey that made that post, I seem to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls. *cough* *boys* *cough*"-- Jade

[when a fan told him he looked sexy] "Davey always looks sexy."-- Davey

[when called a Madonna impersonator] "Oh, please, I wish I had her body."-- Davey [when called a Madonna impersonator]

Interviewer: Best pick-up line you've ever used, or had used on you?
Jade: Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

"What mainstream is today, we would NEVER do that!" - Davey

"The state of modern music is horrible!" Davey

"And then Davey and I get together in his house, or in his bed. You know, homoerotic song writing." - Jade

"I was walking down the street in Berkeley the other day with my friend Geoff from Tiger Army and we walked by these guys who were like, 'Oh, look at these fucking faggots,' " he says. "So I just turned around and blew kisses at them and licked my lips. I'm very accustomed to it. Growing up, to present yourself the way we did, it was very common to be abused." - Davey

"I've been wearing makeup since I was a kid, I remember asking my mother if I could try on hers." - Davey

"There's a horse, there's a horse! It's got a poop sack!!"- Davey

"Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin." -Davey Havok

"A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, 'Why are you wearing makep, are you a fag?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was." - Davey

"How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realizing its a DVD?" - Davey

"I don't know what the monster is. There is a monster. It happens in the studio. sometimes it happens on stage. And it's in my neck. Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking, like, I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me....it hurts."

Davey Havok: I blow!
Jade Puget: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak.

"Maybe we should go on tour with Yanni, 'cause we have the same fans, I think." -Jade

Davey Havok : Well, we have a couple of stories about that... When we played with SNFU, Geoff and I and our friend Smiff... Mark was there too, Adam had already left, for reasons unmentioinable. We were standing at the table selling stuff, and there was this big girl... She was really tall, about 100 feet tall and...She wasn't fat or anyting - she was just BIG. She had this big smile and bright red lipstick and a short blonde flat - top - a bleached blonde haircut like the girl in Rocky IV, or whatever.
Mark : Like Susan Powter.
Davey Havok : Yeah, like her! 'Stop the Insanity!' So, she kept coming up to the SNFU table and out stuff and saying, "Anything free?" and she'd smile. We'd say, "No" and she'd make this grimace, pout, roll her eyes and walk away. She kept coming up and doing that and at one point I was drinking Jolt and I had let somebody else drink out of it. There was lipstick on it when she gave it back to me. I said to Dave (SNFU's manager) after I drank from it, "That's the closest thing I've come to a kiss in a long time." And so, he says, "Aw, Davey, you just got to exert yourself." So the big girl comes back and takes these two SNFU stickers off the table and tapes them to her breasts, which were kind of large. Dave says, "Don't make me go there, cause I will." She says, "Well what if I run?" and Dave says, "Well, me and Davey will have to catch you and tear them off. Won't that be fun?" I was just sitting there, so Dave says, "I'll tell you what. If you give my friend Davey here a little kiss I'll let you have those two stickers for free." She says, "Okay," and then he asked, "How about you, Dave?", "Uh, okay." - I thought I was just gonna get a little smooch...
Geoff Kresge : So Davey puckers up and the girl takes her hand, puts it behind Davey's head, and this 80 foot tongue shoots out of her mouth and goes down Davey's throat!
Davey Havok : I was shocked, I was crying, I couldn't breathe. Ohhh - it was horrible.
Geoff Kresge : My eyes popped out of my head about three feet.
Davey Havok : It was traumatizing.
Mark : And later on when she saw you what did she say? Oh, "I'll see YOU later."
Davey Havok : I'm a fucking idiot.

"I find drug use disrespectful, self destructive and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others." - Davey

"How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realizing its a DVD?" - Davey

"My ideal girl should be smart, drug free, and hot. People say it's not important but it is ...She can't hate me, either." - Davey