Food is probably the most important of all the things that concerns us while we live on this planet. What we eat, how we eat, where we eat, how much we eat, who eats with us and who pays the bill are all incredibly important questions, the kinds whose answers will probably shake our philosophical foundations.
I am a non-vegetarian. In other words, I eat dead animals. Being a civilized beast, I cook them before eating them, but that's probably only just my way of ensuring that I go to Heaven. Of course, the vegetarians reading this probably think that all non-vegetarians shall rot in Hell but then as long as there is enough meat in Hell, it'll do!
Here is my non-veg food wish list:
And surprise, surprise, here is my veg food wish list:
If anybody wishes to be kind enough and feed me all this he/she is most well come.