PEOPLE & MO'

Personal homepages, galleries,
clubs & communities

Plus list of assorted maniax, vain (oops, I meant fine) artists, experimental cooks, insurance peddlers, asylum runaways, soulmate hunters, vaudevilles, highway pacers, pedestrian superintendents, people who work at for instance the Software Development Dept. but have been constantly in demand whenever there is a funeral, and those who work only on funerals but are always hunted down to write humor columns.

[Footnote: 'Software Development Dept' is also the term used for psychiatric repair jobs in the 5150 area. See '5150']

JAZZCATS A.S.F.

Music & musicians

Melody weavers and lyric jolters, stringwhangers, bongowhackers, keyboardpunchers, windblowers, ceedeescratchers, rockers, jazzcats, poptuners and undescribables.

[Footnote: 'undescribables' is the term used in various fields of the business of being human, comprises of, among others, Britney Spears. See also '5150'.]

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FOOTBALL

English football, a.k.a what you infidels call 'soccer'.

Clubs, certified gateways, nondescript sportals, reviews, mailing lists, schedules, managers, referees, individual players, hooligans' hangouts, gamers, halls of fame or the opposite, guidebooks and those to get lost with, international events, regional championships, national leagues, and so forth. Even the MLS.

[Footnote: 'MLS' is the milked version of 'Major League Soccer', and is the term used in I'm not sure what, but it is also related to the area where 5150 occurs on this planet. See '5150'.

ARTS & SUCH

Fine arts, writers, humorists

Directors, novelists, poets, historians, a cybersurf consultant, and Dave Barry.

[Footnote: 'Dave Barry' is a person who knows what 5150 is. See '5150'.]

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THE ETC. DEPT.

Eccentric homepages & those intended to offer some fun

Online writers' clubs, sites teeming with the thing they call 'poetry', cigarette smokers' club, smalltowners' club, racers, pages expatriates might tap, cybermuseums, portals, networks, and online spots densely populated by assorted cranks and those whose nickname is 'Saint' although the Warden prefers to call them '5150'.

[Footnote: '5150' is the term used in the American justice system, meaning 'criminally insane/insanely criminal/criminal and insane/whatever around that area.]

SMARTLINX

Indonesian artists, art galleries, gallery owners, collectors & curators

Pictures & info about who's who and what's what in the systematically chaotic Indonesian art world (itself is a paradox). Profiles of today's galleries, gallery owners & art curators. Contact persons, databases, crews, quirks, snail-mail & email addresses.

WARNING: Spammers will be rounded up and shipped to the opposite of heaven, where they would be compelled to learn German, sip cold nondescript coffee, listen to neverending stream of 'samples' by P. Diddy, and watch endless re-runs of Lorenzo's Oil under the supervision of Callista Flockhart.

[Footnote: 'spam' is a term used on cyberspace to call the primal urge of 5150 candidates to channel their creativity. 'P. Diddy' & 'Callista Flockhart' are to whom spam must be directed. See '5150'.]