Things that fail spelling things wrong on purpose. such as adding Z's and Y's and god knows what else. ex: Laterz Retarded endearments for people you're not dating, hell you barely even know them. ex: babes, cutie. Ghetto lame ass slang that makes you sound like you're still in fucking junior high: Holla, Shorties, Kickin' it, Peeps, anything that ends in "izzle", etc. Phrasing your profile as if you are speaking to a harem of women which just goes to show how much of a "playa" -(cough) manwhore - you really are. ex: Hey Ladies, all you women/girliez/shorties out there. MaKiNg EvErY OtHeR lEtTeR cApItaLiZeD. knock it off all you wannabe gangsters. i'm sure you have something better to do with your spare time.. like jerking off. Adding way too much media to your profile so that my computer goes on the fritz. save that shit for your personal website! Having the only pic on your site being the most retarded one of you possible... such as you are wearing some sort of ridiculous costume or are drunk off your ass and squinting vaguely towards the camera. Or having your pic featuring you half naked and striking some innocent/whorish pose on your bed, underwear in plain site and finger resting precariously on your lower lip. Get some fucking originality and clothes. Thinking that somehow when people say Goth in their profile that they want to talk to some over 40 metalhead with shitty tattoos and a kink for BDSM. Goth means i like gravestones and pretty boys in black and listen to shit like Black Tape for a Blue Girl and Mira! Not fucking 70s death metal. Bands that people like which really suck: Mushroomhead, Messhugah, Hatebreed, ICP, Twiztid, Mudvayne, Ill Nino, Chevelle... I'll name more eventually. Writing 420 in your profile. Just fucking admit you're a pothead! Loser. People who sport the whole slicked back hair, t-shirt and gold chain look. You will grow up to be an italian or polish used car salesman. People who get a straight edge tattoo. You're turning a respectable alternative lifestyle into a fucking trend and spectacle. Do it because it's what you believe in and not because you want to be one of the crowd and holier than thou. Stick with the fucking magic marker. People who sport the whole shaved head with a goatee look. It works for metalheads, whom i'd never date, and my friend Chris and the guy from Cold. otherwise, it looks retarded and is highly overdone. Most people end up looking like they have no style or skinheads. Big muscles. particularly guys who think sporting their big muscles without a shirt on will lure girls. Great, you'll get some preppies or ghetto fabulous chicks who want you as a trophy boyfriend. Just don't expect any of us intellectuals or goths or hipsters to want anything to do with you. Big muscles are ugly. Guys who think that after talking one time, you're fucking destined to be together. Or who get upset if after exchanging AIM names, you're not sure who they are the first time they IM you. It's like, I talk to more than one fucking "Joe", ya know? Cry me an emo river. Men who are of the following signs: Aries, Scorpio, Taurus, and Cancer. unless their names are Nick. you guys rock. Rap music. seriously. Unless you name a few old school songs like Warren G's Regulate or some classic Bone Thugs... but even then, you should not actually admit to it in your profile. Typing any of the following in your keywords or hobbies: 420, sex, sexy, ladies, women, big muscles, kinky, threesomes, thongs, cash money, breasts, $$$, playa, no children (if you're under 25, you shouldn't need to type this), Abercrombie, Hollister, Jnco (like i wanna know what fucking clothing brand you support. poseur.), Juggalo, Juggalette, sluts, porn, beer, clubbing, partying. Or typing these without elaboration: cars, sports, movies, music, poetry, reading. Try giving some examples. dick piercings. i don't even want to talk about this. mall goths. stop giving the rest of us a bad name. marilyn manson is not goth. neither is nin (no matter how much i want to bone trent, that does not make him goth. he's industrial). wearing your sloppy black t-shirts and huge pipeline jeans or raver pants is in no way goth. neither is PVC. Jesus freaks and christian conservatives. Believe me, I am in no way dissing catholics or christians in general... that'd be insulting a lot of my friends. but these are the people that burn all their secular music and gaybash and just completely disturb me with their brainwashed ramblings. The government needs to recognize this as a cult. whoever the fuck decided it would be a good idea to sue people for downloading music. dubbya....... and anything to do with the war or the past election or even the upcoming one. trucker hats... particularly if they're cocked to the side or are pink with the word "diva" on them. I suppose if you are honestly that Hardcore you can keep them (the non pink diva ones that is), but all the other genres just need to stay the fuck away. Country Diner for banning cards of all types and clove cigarettes. Thank you so fucking much for springing this shit on us after the years of patronage where our tarot and smoking did not bother you. Do you even care how much more fucking money we'd spend if we could sit there all night with our vices?! Morons. Things that rock hoodies. they're durable, they keep you warm in summer fall winter and spring, they have pins and patches and you hate it when mom puts them in the washing machine. hoodies are wonderful. need i say more? tongue piercings. you can be the shittiest kisser in the world, but at least if you have a tongue piercing you're partner can entertain themselves with it and suddenly you don't suck so bad. eyeliner on boys. nailpolish too. it's such a sexy look. scarves. real wool scarves. that kind that indie kids wear, not those flimsy sparkly pieces of string you find on pop stars. indie kids. as weird as they are, they're a fun lot. hardcore kids too. even though i do not understand their pits. punk kids. the best mosh pits are to be found at punk shows (and ska shows too). hipsters, scenesters, and fashionistas... where would the world of fashion be if they didn't start the underground trends? role players. for decades you have taken shit from others, being called geeks and losers and sometimes losing your sense of reality. still, you must respect the creativty that gets put into writing all those storylines and backgrounds and posts. i respect you lot. real witches/pagans. not all those neo-wiccan trendy fucks. if it's truly your religion, i have the utmost respect for you. and if you're not into the religious aspect, but are hardcore into the spell casting and way of life, then rock on. those of you who think it's cool to put a pentacle on your bookbag then make a big fuss about discrimination when someone mistakes you for a satanic worshipper can just go back to christianity. Any alternative religion. Smokers. Another reason why i hate my college. I can't walk down the sidewalk with a clove without some lameass from a THIRD FLOOR WINDOW shouting "cancer stick" at me. well, FUCK YOU. I hope you die of second hand smoke. All things Japanese. Anime, tea, sushi, pocky, gogo no kocha, manga, porto, onigiri, wheat cakes with red bean paste (momigi mangu?), green tea ice cream, hello kitty, yaoi, tentacle monsters, hiragana, kitanas, instant curry, underwear vending machines, japanese lolita goths, Gackt, j-rock-goth-pop bands. japan rocks. Chai. Borders. for having the chai. and for letting us use its aisles for tarot readings and misadventures and screaming random phrases in italian and french. Denny's and Perkins and whatever other 24 hr restaurant you haunt. Many cups of coffee have been consumed, many cigarettes have been smoked, many games of magic have been played, and many tarot readings have been given. Not to mention all the drama of relationships that only seems to occur within these walls. Spectacular. The 1980's horror-comedy. A scintillating hybrid that will be missed. Fashionable hair on boys. It's about time they got on the bandwagon and stopped looking like slobs. but seriously.. we all know the look. longish hair, bangs crossing the face to cover the eye on the other side. so overdone and yet it still looks good. though perhaps it's getting a bit old and annoying on girls, but the guys have a while before they wear it out. fishnet shirts. the perfect tool for layering. even if you're overweight, you can toss a fishnet shirt on under your t-shirt and suddenly there's something magically alluring to you. on a fail note, anyone who wears just the fishnet shirt is walking a fine line between fashion and disaster. cat collars. and dog collars too. thank you petsmart for providing a cheaper alternative to hottopic for all us punks out there. kleptomaniac japanese roommates. seriously, if anyone caught her, do you think they'd do anything? she'd just look blankly at them and speak some japanese and they'd let her slide. not that she EVER does get caught. that girl is amazing. RIP the tracker. you took us over parking lot dividers and made a trail through the woods. you managed 93 mph to get us to the show at laga on time. you will be missed. may the vehicle perform just as well in your place. homoeroticism. http://www.livejournal.com/community/boyskissing/

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