Ode To Bessie - By Riley Finn

Title: ODE TO BESSIE - By Riley Finn
Authors: written down by Anat and Alex. aka SP
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Riley belongs to Joss - we don´t want him!!!
Nobody wants him, so get rid of him!

... we want Angel!!! ;-)

Couple: "Riley"/"Bessie"
Spoilers: Everything and nothing - makes sense?
Song: Riley sings it, so ...
Rating: Depends on your thoughts ...
Thanks to: COOOOOOOKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aka David Boreanaz
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Author's Note: This is Riley´s ODE TO BESSIE, as written down by Anat and Alex. aka SP *We* don´t sing it! This is all Riley´s!
And: If you like Riley - Go away!
Summary: The disclaimer is long enough, don´t you think?

ODE TO BESSIE - By riley finn

Bessie, oh Bessie ... you make my head messie
You make my head spin,all I can think of you is sin

Bessie dear oh Bessie dear.. what would i give to have you near..
but oh in far iowa you must stay
and ma not agreed my ticket to pay!

Bessie dear oh Bessie dear
what would i give to hold you near
your soft mushy eyes
you salty purred skin
against the soft mount of my.. Ma won't want me to say these words its a sin!

Bessie my sweet love cow
I'm sorry but people want me dead now
You're so lonely without me in the meadow
and oh dear, you soon be a widow

Promise to me you won't give your love to another
It's your child I wanted to father
But Bessie darling my life are over
Even though my love for you shall remain forever
And one day we'll be together

And even in my grave
I'll try to be brave
You see, my girlfriend had sex
with no other but her ex
Their love is stronger than my life
Besides, I never told her you're my wife

Bessie dear, Oh please forgive me *wipes a tear*
I should have never gone to Sunnydale
And for eternity I shall rot in hell
At least I'm still wearing your bell!

Bessie, oh Bessie you make my head so messie
You make my hands sweat, you make my pants get wet (*I´m sooo sorry*)
What would I do without you dear, just the thought of you makes it clear
No woman could ever be compared to you, you´re my real love, making
MUUUUUH!

The End

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