Bitch

Title: Bitch
Author: Aingeal / Alex. Berger / Sired Passion
E-mail: [email protected]
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of "BtVS" and "Angel", nor do I own any rights to the television shows "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". They were created by Joss Whedon and belong to him, Mutant Enemy, Sandollar Television, Kuzui Enterprises, 20th Century Fox Television and the WB Television Network,... I own nothing! (Hey,do you think I could be so mean to them?!) So nobody sue!
Couple: be careful!!! - Riley inside / Buffy (B/A) / Willow
Spoilers: Everything and nothing - makes sense?
Song:
Artist: Meredith Brooks / The Artist Formerly Known As Finn
Album: Blurring The Edges / My Biggest Karaoke Hits
Title: Bitch / Fish
Rating: ? - bad words (lots of them)
Thanks to: VAST for rescuing my unlife
Feedback: Yes please, but be nice!
Author's Note: This is bad,bad,bad,bad,... Worse!
... and if you like Riley - DON´T READ!!! This time no Angel inside,but ...
Oh,and I had only the text of the song and can´t remember the melody right,so it could be that some of the words might not fit in properly. ... and I have nothing against James T. - watch what you like.

Sorry, this fic isn´t corrected.

It was a bright Friday afternoon and the air felt like sweet touching rose petals on her skin.She sight.Deep down longing for his overwhelming touch.
She was licking on a lollipop and went across the campus area through the green of the grass and imagined lying on it,the silent promise of the clear night surrounding her imaginations and his cool touch would share her feelings with her and show her how much life could be worth living for.
A lollipop.It was a bright afternoon ...
She remembered those words and the urge to hear his voice again let her tremble.
She inhaled deeply one more time his smell and felt her memories deep down in her soul, soothing, disturbing.
'Back to business.'
She looked around to find smiling faces and turned to the decision that a picnic would be nice,yes,but ... a picnic in the moonlight would ...
'Stop it,Buffy.Stop it.'
She walked towards her dorm and entered in a rush to escape her thoughts that made her feel the pain again,but at least she could feel again.
Willow sat on the floor and searched through her witch books.
She turned around when Buffy entered their room.
"Don´t touch me!" She turned her attention back to her books.
"But Willow,I can´t understand!Did I do something wrong,or are you suddenly afraid of me?" Buffy couldn´t understand this reaction.
"I can leave,if you want me to. ... Will? ... Willow?" Buffy wanted to touch Willows shoulder when Willow turned her head abruptly to her.
"No!Don´t!" Willow got up and sat on her bed.
"It´s not about you,Buffy.I casted a spell that should make Oz tell me the truth about him and this bitch.You know that he called me last week and told me that he would call again,so I decided to find out the truth about, ... ya know. ... But the spell went wrong and now is everybody,who touches me until midnight,forced to tell the truth for 24 hours ... but whoever touches me won´t know that he,or she tells the truth.Everybody around them will hear the truth,but the affected person will only hear what´s on their mind and not the truth the others hear." Willow lowered her head.
Buffy sat next to her and wanted to sooth her,but as she couldn´t touch her,Buffy got up and suggested Willow to get some distraction.
"Will,what about going out for a while?Let´s go out for some ice cream.Let´s go!" Buffy clapped her hands once and walked towards the door.Suddenly she heard a knock.
Both Willow and Buffy faced the door,a starteled expression on their faces.
Knock,knock.
Buffy opened the door to find a dumb smiling Riley in front of her.
"Hi Buffy!" He strut in and kissed Buffy on her cheek.
"Hi Willow!" They exchanged glances and Riley gave Willow a blink with his left eye.Buffy acted as if she hadn´t noticed it.
Willow got up from her bed."So let´s go!Riley,do you want to go out with us?We wanted to get some ice cream." Riley smiled and walked towards the door. "Sure,if Buffy won´t mind." Buffy gave Willow a look and went through the door that Riley had opened for her. "Look,Buffy,there are still gentlemen in the world." Willow closed the door behind them and fell behind so that the 'cute couple' wouldn´t be disturbed by her prescence.
Suddenly Riley turned around.
"What about something completely different?I mean,we could go to that new opened Karaoke bar.Some of my friends might there be,too.It´s a lot of fun! ... So what do you think?"
Willow cought up with them and smiled at the thought of Buffy and Riley having some fun in the darkness of a club.
"Sure!This will be lots of fun!" She smiled. "Buffy and you?We´ll go out with Riley,or don´t you like to get some fun?"
Buffy made a face,but didn´t respond.
Arrived at the Karaoke bar they got a table in front of the stage.
Riley looked over to his friends,sitting a few tables away.They grinned at him and started to laugh.
He gave them a look and they sat down at their table.Riley sat himself between Buffy and Willow and ordered for the three of them something to drink without even asking,what they wanted.
"I hope you´ll like what I ordered.But since I have a brilliant taste in such things,I´m sure that you both are going to enjoy it. "He smiled,bared his teeth like the cat from Alice. "I know that I have a good taste,I mean ... look at you,Buffy.You are the most wonderful little girl that I´ve ever seen!" He grinned. "I´m sorry,Willow,but that´s the truth." He brushed his hair with his hand and used this gesture to lay his arm around Buffy´s shoulder.
Buffy arched back slightly,but gave in at the thought of an early escape.
The music stopped and a young man dressed in a crazy shirt stepped on the stage.
"Hi fans!You all know that it´s Karaoke night tonight,so I won´t spend many words,because you all already know how much fun this is!"
He smiled and looked through the room."So who is going to start today?Who is brave enough? ... You?" He searched through the room with his eyes and some guys pointed at Riley. "You?"He pointed down to Riley and signaled him to come on the stage.
"Your friends over there want you to give us a little sample of your skill." Riley looked over to Forrest and his friends.He got up from his chair,patted Willow on her shoulder and climbed the stage.
"So what do you want to sing?Any suggestions from the audience?"
Riley´s friends started to scream "Bitch!Bitch!Bitch!" and laughed madly."I see,so guys you want him to sing Bitch?But why?"
Forrest screamed "Because he hates this song!" and laughed.
The guy from the club addressed his question to Riley. "So,are you singing Bitch for us?" Before Riley could answer the audience started to scream "Bitch!" and suddenly the music started and Riley wanted to jump from the stage,but then he saw Buffy sitting there and decided to promote himself as the funny guy.He got the micro and started to sing with the music.
Willow smiled at Buffy. "At least he is no coward."
They looked up to Riley.

//I love the world today, your so gullible to me
I know but I won't change
Would never tell you,you don´t know me
Maybe I'm a randy underneath
Guilty and mean,yesterday I screamed
You must have been grateful to see the better side of me
I can´t understand why you´re so confuse,I do envy you
I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one
I'm a fish, I'm a donkey
I'm a bigmouth,I'm a monkey
I'm a quirk,I'm a jerk
I´m as cool as captain Kirk
I'm your hell, I'm your scream
I'm nothing in between
You know you do would want it every other way//

Buffy couldn´t believe what Riley sung up there.It was so embarassing.She looked at Willow and gave her a look.She bent over to her."What´s wrong with this guy?"
The whole audience started to laugh madly.
"Oh,Buffy ... I think Riley has touched my shoulder before he went on stage. "She swallowed." I think he sings the truth about himself,but he can´t recognize it,because he thinks that he sings the normal text of the song.

//So take me as a cause to hurl
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger girl
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing
I'm a fish,I'm a brat
I'm a turkey,I'm a rat
I'm a spastic and insane
You´d better go up in a flame
I'm your hell, I'm your scream
I'm nothing in between
You know you do would want it every other way //

Riley looked down at his audience,his screaming audience - and they were screaming for more. 'God I must be so good!' He thought and went on singing.

//Just when you think you've got me figured out
The season is already changing
I think it's cool you do what I want
And don't try to shave me
I'm a fish,I'm a loser
I'm a waggler,I'm a boozer
I'm a fuckwit,I'm a nit
I´m just a piece of shit
I'm your hell,I'm your scream
I'm nothing in between
You know you do would want it every other way
I'm a pain,I'm a peck
I'm the devil on your neck
When your hurt, when you suffer
I'm your devil undercover
I've been dumb,now I´m dumber
Can't say I'm not a slumber
You know I wouldn't want it any other way //

Buffy got up from her chair and bent down to Willow.
"Tell this loser that I´m gone and that I´m going to kill him,if he has the impudence to try to speak with me again!"
With this Buffy turned around and wanted to leave.Suddenly she turned around and screamed at Willow.
"And Willow."She turned down her voice."And Willow ... before you try your next silly spell,or even think about trying to shove me a guy down my throat ... Bring my Angel back and get rid of the clause!"
With this she stormed outside of the building and ran away into the night.She felt the soft night air on her cheeks and started to cry silently when the whisper of falling rose petals reminded her of her one and only true love,her Angel.

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This is the true story! - Joss is a liar!!!

"What? You couldn´t possibly... Hey ... Not that I wouldn´t ..." - Angel "IWRY"
Yeah, love!

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