Yah being smart is a good thing. I think I am pretty smart, but NOT at Tim Horton's. Ohh yah thats right, I am a moron at Tim Horton's.

It all started that same night I became a thief. (If you have no clue what the hell I am talking about, go back and read my rant called "I am a thief"). After leaving the gas station, we stopped in at Tim Horton's.

This was my first time going to Tim Horton's. So I had to sit there and think about what I wanted. I decided I wanted a cappicino. I noticed they had different flavors so I asked what flavors they had. And I got read a list of like 15 flavors. I decided on french vanilla. And asked what size I wanted and I said a small. Then I ordered a plain bagel with plain cream cheese.

The guy interupted me and said they didn't have any plain bagels and asked what I'd like instead. I said, what other types of bagels do you have. And again I got read a list of flavors, and choose a sesame seed one.

Steve said he wanted a doughnut, and I asked what kind. He couldn't read the sign, (duh) so I said I needed a doughnut, and he read off like 30 types of doughnuts. Steve decided he wanted like the 4th one he listed off.

By this time there was 3 other cars behind us. And he asked if that was all, and read my order back, and told me the total was $2.99 or something like that. So I pulled ahead and gave him the money. He handed me my cappicino, and I was like "oohh its sooo cute!", cuz it was. It was so small. But wanna know the scary thing? They have an extra small!!!!!! What the!!!??? What do they do, fill up a teaspoon and pour it in your mouth????!!! I don't see how they can get any smaller.

So of course the guy looked at me like I was on something, cuz I was saying my cappicino was cute. I got my food, and drove away. Not looking back.

But the story doesn't end there, ohh no. A few days later, I went to the Tim Horton's in Bay City.

The guy there was a major jerk. I ordered a small french vanilla cappicino, and a plain bagel with plain cream cheese.

Then he asked me what size I wanted, and I said "a small..." (thinking duh I just said that). He then asked me something, and I sat there and looked at my friend like "huh?" what did he say? I said excuse me, and he said, would you like the bagel toasted. And I said, no thats ok. And he yelled the price to me, and as I pulled forward I was like jerk.

I pulled up and got my food, and he was all being a jerk to me and such. Then when I pulled away, I pulled out the bagel, and yah you guessed it, it was toasted. So that guy probably wanted me to say I wanted a toasted one, cuz he was to lazy to put cream cheese on a non-toasted bagel. What a jerk.

I was really pissed about it. I want to go back and yell at him. I think he was a manager too. Yah so, people at Tim Horton's are jerks, and I am not intelligent at Tim Horton's. (Boy this is a really stupid, not funny rant. Someone shoot me, or sign my guest book and tell me it sucks.)

P.S. I swear I did not go to www.timhortons.com/ and save a picture of their coffee cup and convert it and turn it into the background you see on this page. No really. Seriously. I swear it. Honest. Where would you even get that idea? I am not the clever or sneaky as to do that. Oops, I've said to much. Now you...must die!

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