you see there was this purple armadillo named armand and he wanted to
taste a PB&J sandwich.  But being an armadillo he had no hands and no
money and no way to go to the store to buy the things he would need.
SOOOO.....he called his mom(dont ask how he dialed the nimber or why 
she has a phone or well lets just stop with the questions there) and 
he asked her how he could go about getting a PB&J sandwich. write a 
nite and tape it to  his back and go to the nearest camping ground. 
so he did when he got there he walked over to the forst ppl that he
 ran across.  they saw the note on his back that read " Will Work For
 PB&J"  Of course the ppl thought what kind of work can an armidillo 
do??  so he rolled himself into a little ball and rolled all over 
there campsite pickin up trash as he went.  The ppl were so greatful 
they gave him a PB&J....The End