Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. Death hates that.

Anarchy - It's not the law, it's just a good idea

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

 Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed

Sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

If we do not change out direction we are likely to end up where we are headed

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you frantic

Decadence is it's own reward

Organize for anarchy!

Help! The paranoids are out to get me!

I don't see you,
so don't pretend you're there

Tell the truth and run

He who hesitates is last

Moral victories don't count

Smile! The illuminati are watching

Everything is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you
 

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

A smith and Wesson beats four aces

I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it.

The worst thing about censorship is XXXXXXXXXX

Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective

Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research

Age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

All generalizations are incorrect, including this one

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate

Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense

All law is codified revenge

If winning doesn't matter, why keep score?

Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder

Smash the state and have a nice day.

Abandon hope all ye who press enter here

No good deed goes unpunished

Gotta run, my government's collapsing

A friend is someone you call to help you move.
A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body
 

Defeat is worst than death, because you have to live with defeat

Someone you trust is one of us. . .

This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, you would all be dead by now.