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<Part 1>
 

Once upon a time, when most good faery tales take place; In the Makai, where most bad dreams take place; there lived a prince. He was neither kind hearted or beloved by his people, in fact Prince Hiei had a horrible temper and loved nothing more than terrorizing his mother's kingdom. But because the prince, however short, was definitely handsome, and filthy rich (beside just being filthy) Suitors came from far and wide to seek his hand in marraige. Most never returned.

 "Hiei!" His mother Mukuro pleaded, "Please! You need to marry a prince by your hundredth birthday! At the rate you're killing them off there wont be anyone left!"

 "Hn."

 "Hiei listen to me, you have to choose someone."

 Hiei glared at his mother. "No."

 Mukuro through up her arms in a rage and screamed, "Why not! You've been offered the beautiful,
the ugly, the rich and filthy rich, the polite and rude, what do you want?!"

 The prince mumbled something.

 "What?"

 "Love."

 This stopped Mukuro short, "I. . . love? Hiei I had no idea you wanted. . ."

 "It's easier to control someone who loves you."

 "OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Mukuro screeched, "GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

 Hiei got up and strolled down to his chambers and Mukuro collapsed against the wall with a groan,
"His father wasn't nearly so picky."
 
 

******
 
 

 Meanwhile in the marketplace of Mukuro's section of the Makai, A silvery blur darted through the
stalls followed by the royal guard.

 "Stop! Theif!" They screamed.

 Kurama smiled, "Catch me if you can! Your mother was an angel!"

 "Damn that Youko! Get him!!!"

 "Nah nah! You missed me!" The Youko sing songed and dodged another shower of blades.

 "STREET RAT!"

 Kurama took a bow from the roof above and vanished.

 "DAMN IT!"

 As he made his way through the alleys of the city, he almost tripped over two small youkai. "Ouch!
Why you. . ." He turned and glared at the two but his expression softened when he realized they
were only kits. "Oh."

 The older one pulled her little brother into her arms and backed up.

 "It's ok." Kurama looked down at the bread and coins he had stolen. "Here. He split the bread for
each of them and gave the girl his whole take.

 "Y. . . you're Kurama!" She said softly.

 "Mhmm, and who are you?"

 "I am Saki and this is my brother Wari."

 "Take care of him ok?"

 "Ok." The two ran off into the street, right into the path of a huge dragon rider! Kurama dove for
them and snatched them out of the way then grabbed the dragon's harness, "Whoa!"

 "Out of my way you filthy dog!" The rider growled.

 Kurama called up his rose whip, "Hey, If I were as rich as you I could afford some manners! You
almost trampled those kids!"

 The dragon rider surged her beast forward and knocked the Youko into the mud.

 "You are no better than a whore Youko. All of your kind are. You pedal your rod as your ware.
You were born a whore's son and you will die a whore and only your fleas will morn you."

 The huge palace gates started to swing shut, but Kurama leapt on the Amazon as she went through
and tore the head from her shoulders. "I am no whore! And I don't have fleas you filthy. . ."

 He was grabbed from behind and shoved into the dirt as chains were clamped on his arms. "Youko
Kurama, what a pleasant surprise."

 "Oh damn."
 
 

 Mukuro sat on her throne, Hiei at her side, when the battered Youko was ushered in, still proud and defiant as ever.

 "What is this?" Mukuro asked, "Where is the princess?"

 "This Youko killed her your majesty." The captain said.

 Mukuro groaned and growled at the same time, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a
princess willing to marry my son after what he has done to the others?"

 Kurama wasn't listening, he was caught in the gaze of the boy beside Mukuro. He was beautiful! So full of fire! What had started off as a glaring match slid into something more of a visual caress.

 "Well?!"

 They both snapped out of it and shook their heads to clear them, "What did you say?"

 "It is rude to make royalty repeat themselves."

 "Can't help it."

 "Why did you kill her?"

 "She called my dame a whore."

 "Most Youko's are."

 "She almost killed two innocent children."

 "Your point?"

 "She said I had fleas."

 "I have heard no good reason for killing her."

 "How about this one, I felt like it."

 "Guards!"

 "Majesty?"

 "Lock this cocky son of a bitch in the dungeon."

 "Yes ma'am!"
 
 

 Hiei stalked back to his chambers. //Hn kitsune no baka. Well at least he got rid of another
unwanted onna but I would have killed her anyway, he didn't need to. . . wait! What am I thinking?!//
He readied a bath and stripped off his bloody and torn clothes, burning them as usual. Slowly
lowering himself into the steaming water, his thoughts moved back to the Youko, probably tucked
away in the dungeon somewhere by now. //How long until those tight muscles soften? Or until that
soft, shimmering mane and tail lose their shine? How long before those flashing golden eyes lose their
spark? Damn it why am I thinking about him again!?//

 He lurched out of the bath and threw on a new pair of pants before stomping down to the dungeon.
It didn't take long to find the fox, he had turned his cell into a jungle! Hiei opened the door and
stepped inside carefully.

 The Youko was chained to the far wall, the shaft of moonlight from the barred window fell over him
like a mantle of stardust, shimmering over him, caressing the supple lines of his body. //I'm doing it
again!// Hiei snapped out of his pleasant contemplation and walked closer. When he was within five
feet of the stunning captive, the Youko opened his eyes and lunged out at him, pulling him into his
arms and locking them against his struggles.

 When he realized that it wasn't the guard the fox let go and Hiei jumped away. The fox looked at
him with an accusing glance, "You don't have the keys."

 "Of course not!"

 "Damn."

 "Hn."

 "Gomen, I just didn't feel like spending my life down here as charming as your dungeon is. . ."

 "Do you ever shut up?"

 "Not really, do you ever stop acting like you have a Makai thorn bush shoved up your ass?"

 "Hn."

 "I'll take that as a no." He smiled, "Ohayo, I'm Youko Kurama."

 He nodded, "The thief."

 He shrugged, "I'm not picky about the title. And you're Hiei aren't you. The prince."

 "Hai."

 "You're cute for an uptight homicidal maniac."

 Hiei glared at the grinning Youko but then the first part of his comment sunk in. "Cute?"

 "Mhmm." He grinned and stretched his long legs, watching the prince's innocent gaze follow the path
they made to his hardened length.

 Hiei's eyes went wide when he realized what he was seeing.

 "I told you you were cute."

 "Anou. . ."

 Kurama grinned wider and spread his legs further apart, "How ‘bout a little assistance here?"

 The prince felt sparks shoot through him at the blatant invitation. "I. . . thought you said you weren't
a whore."

 The fox's face darkened and he quickly closed his legs, "I offered because I liked you. Thought you
were nice. Guess I was wrong. Excuse me."

 "Nice?"

 "You came down here to see me didn't you?"

 "I. . ."

 "Forget it."

 Hiei looked at the angry fox and closed his eyes, "Gomen." He whispered.

 Kurama's head shot up, "What did you say?"

 "I'm sorry." The prince choked out, "No one has ever offered me . . . that. . . but whores."

 "You're kidding."

 "Hn." the dark boy's stance told the other that he never kidded.

 "Well you aren't prince charming." The Youko grinned.

 "Hn!"

 "But you do have a really nice ass."

 Any words he was going to say left him. "Nice a. . . ass?"

 "Thank you, I work out." Kurama teased.

 "I didn't. . ."

 "I know, listen, Hiei, You were going to kill her already right? So this is all unnecessary hm? Let me
out, I know you can burn these locks off. Please?"

 "What do I get?"

 "The realization you just aided your fellow youkai?"

 "Hn."

 "Ok, how about my undying affection?"

 "You talk to much." Hiei burned the chains off and burned through the bars in the window, "Go, you
make it too noisy around here."

 Kurama stared at his captor's son. He hadn't thought he would do it! "You serious?" He looked
doubtful. "You aren't going to kill me when I climb through there are you?"

 Hiei pointed to the window and looked away, "Go." A soft tongue lapped over his lips a few times
and his eyes shot open as Kurama's foxy kiss ended.

 "Thank you." Then he was gone.

 The prince opened his mouth to say something but then closed it again. Kurama was gone, no need
to make an even bigger fool of himself.
 
 

*******
 
 

 Once outside of the palace, Kurama was snatched and pulled into a dark ally, "Why you. . .!"

 "Wait!" The hooded man yelled, "I have a proposition for you! A heist!"

 Kurama paused and let him down, "I'm listening."

 "A cave full of beautiful jewels the likes of which you'll never see again nor have you seen before.
Treasure beyond your wildest fantasy!"

 "What do you want old man?"

 "A lamp. Only a lamp."

 "Hm. . . tempting."

 "I'll show you the way."

 "Fine, you have my interest, but you had better not be wasting my time."

 "Never!"

 He followed the man to a cavern, "And now?"

 "Listen closely. The steps beneath this stone will lead to a great door. Open it to gain entrance into
the palace."

 "Alright."

 "Touch none of the gold and silver in the three great halls but go into the first hall. Be sure once you
enter this that you don't touch anything, not even with your clothing. If you do you'll die instantly. At
the end of the third hall you'll find a garden planted with magnificent trees loaded with fruit. . ."

 "Can I touch those?"

 "Oh yes. Take all you want."

 "Go on."

 "Directly across the garden is a terrance and a niche. In the niche is a lighted lamp. Empty it of it's
wick and pour the liquid out don't worry it isn't oil, the lamp will be dry as soon as that is emptied
from it."

 "Sure."

 "All I want is the lamp."

 "Well it sounds like all I get from the deal is fruit."

 "Nothing is as it seams." He said enigmatically.

 Kurama shrugged, "Hey, why not."

 The hooded man smiled and took a ring from his finger, "Take this and lift the rock."

 The Youko shrugged and soon entered the cave of wonders.

 Once inside he moved with the speed and grace he was known for. He passed the urns of precious
metal, the room of death, and the fantastic gardens of fruit bearing trees, rivers of pure gold and silver and mountains of treasure. The youko moved carefully, not touching anything until he saw a beam of
light falling on a niche and in it, an old looking lamp. "This is the great treasure? I should have stayed
in the dungeon. Then at least I could have had that cute little fire demon as my jailor."

 On his way back out he looked closer at the trees. The fruit from the trees was made of jewels!
Fantastic jewels! //At least the heist hasn't been a whole waste.// He thought as he filled his bags and
made his way back to the entrance.

 The hooded man stood there, "Hand me the lamp and I'll help you out."

 Kurama knew better. "Help me out first."

 "First give me the lamp."

 "I'm not a kit, You don't get the lamp until I'm out and safe."

 The man screeched and slammed the stone back into place and Kurama was left alone in the dark. The entrance to the grand cave had also closed and all around him was only darkness.
 

 Hiei sat on his window sill, looking out into the city. //I wonder where he is now.//
 

 It was cold and damp inside the cave. And Kurama quickly realized the door couldn't be opened from the inside. As the Youko rubbed his hands for heat he ran his palm over the stranger's ring. A ring of smoke rose from it and a small genie with black and greasy hair was before him. "I'm Yuusuke genie of the ring (How else would I fit them in?). What do you want?"

 "Genie?"

 "Yeah you know, your wish is my command blah blah blah."

 "You're joking."

 "Hey, what did you expect? A turbin and slave bands? Come on. Make a wish."

 "I wish to be back in my den."

 "Ok, it is done." Yuusuke nodded and suddenly Kurama found himself home again.

 "Wow." he grinned, "Nice trick."

 Kurama flopped down on one of his stolen cushions and studied the lamp closely, "So what is the
big deal about this thing? It couldn't be worth more than a few dyteries." He looked over it and
frowned, "What is the secret?"

 As his hand rubbed the lamp, a began to give off smoke. That would have been nothing but the
smoke formed and hardened into a man! "I the great Kuwabara, genie of the lamp, ask you what
does my master wish of me?"

 Kurama took in the carrot topped idiot standing before him and grinned, "Another genie."

 "You didn't know? Damn."

 He laughed but then stopped to think, "What should I wish for?"

 "Well there is the regular power, fortune, and fame."

 "I'm  already a high S class power, I can steal all the fortune I want, and Youko Kurama is known
throughout the three worlds."

 "Well then what did you get me for?!"

 "Fun?"

 "Great, I'm going to be here forever."

 "Hmm."

 "Wisdom, class, love."

 "I'm smart enough, I have all the class I need, but love. . . hm. . . there was the cute little fire demon.
. . no, never mind."

 "Why not?"

 "He's a prince. To even have a chance I'd need to be a princess at least. . . wait a minuet! Could you make me a princess?!"

 "A princess?!"

 "Just leave me the power to change back and forth ne?"

 "Ok, it's your wish."

 Kuwabara snapped his fingers and Kurama felt his height falling and his body reforming.
"Ohhhhh!"

 "Done."

 When he looked into the mirror Kurama found himself in the form of a tall, redheaded. . .
"Ningen!!??"

 "What else?"

 He felt a familiar weight between his legs and glared at the genie, "I'm not even a female!"

 "Well sooooorry! I haven't been a genie very long ok? I'm just getting the hang of this."

 Usually Kurama would have tried to kill the genie, but the new body came with a more peaceful
attitude too. He just chucked the lamp into the corner and prepaired himself to meet his prince.
Hopefully the ningen body would fool Mukuro into taking him for a her.
 
 

*********
 
 

 The next day Kurama went in his Youko form to Mukuro's palace with a basket of the fine jeweled
fruit neatly covered in a white cloth.

 Hiei stood beside his mother gazing down onto the court. When he saw the Youko in the crowd his
breath caught for a moment. He instantly called upon him.

 "What do you want?" Mukuro glared.

 Kurama knelt and uncovered the fruit, "I bring these at the request of my master, the good princess
Shuuichi Minamino, who would ask you your son's hand."

 The fire demon felt his heart fall. //Kurama doesn't want me. He want's to sell me too.//

 Mukuro was temporarily blinded by the glorious offering. "I want Hiei to meet this Shuuichi. When
can she come?"

 "Today magesty."

 "What clan is she?"

 "Ningen."

 "Ningen?!!"

 "May I remind you the prince Hiei has killed most of the Makai princesses?"

 "True." She nodded, "Bring her to me."
 
 

**********
 
 

 Kurama went into the wood, changed to Shuuichi and rubbed the lamp, "Dress me in finest splendor and give me ten slaves with bags of gold and jewels to scatter to the crowd."

 Kuwabara rolled his eyes and did as he was told, "Youko cross dressers, what next?"

 "Shut up!"

 "Yes sir, ma'am . . . sure." He disappeared.
 
 

*********
 
 

 Once again Mukuro found herself dazzled by the splendor of her guest.

 "You are Minamino-san I presume."

 "Hai highness." Shuuichi curtsied.

 "You look very much a lady."

 "Arigato."

 "What have you to offer my son."

 The answer cemented Mukuro's surety that this was the one for Hiei. "Love."

 "Hiiiiieeeeeeiiiiiii!" Mukuro called.

 The little fire demon appeared a moment later, "Hn."

 "I would like you to meet Shuuichi Minamino."

 "Ohayo." The ningen smiled and bowed.

 "A ningen?"

 "She is a princess. One of the last ones left to you, so try to show her some manners."

 Hiei glared but grabbed Shuuichi's arm and tugged, "lets go outside."

 Once they were out in the gardens Hiei dropped his arm and Shuuichi turned to him, "Did I anger
you?"

 "No, my mother angers me."

 "Why?"

 "I don't want to get married."

 "So don't."

 "Ningen no baka, you think you'd be here if it were that easy?"

 "Gomen." Shuuichi lowered his eyes like a good gir. . . boy.

 Hiei growled, "This is a waste of both of our time so if you leave now I won't kill you."

 "You don't want to kill me."

 "How do you know?"

 "You gave me a warning." Shuuichi reasoned, "Why give me a warning if you really wanted to kill
me."

 "Why wouldn't I want to kill you?"

 "Maybe you like what you see."

 "Hn, ningen no baka."

 "Does the fact that I'm ningen bother you?"

 Hiei looked the ningen over then crossed his arms. "No."

 "How about the fact that I'm a male. I know you noticed."

 "Hn."

 Shuuichi smiled and slid closer, "Do I make you nervous?"

 Hiei just glared.

 "There's someone else."

 ". . ."

 "You don't deny it?"

 "Do you ever shut up?"

 "Not really, do you ever stop acting like you have a Makai thorn bush shoved up your ass?"

 "Hn."

 "I'll take that as a no." He smiled.

 Hiei froze, he recognized this conversation. "Kurama?"

 The fox in Ningen's clothing froze. "Who?"

 Prince Hiei studied him closely. The Jagan glowed on his brow, "You -are-!"

 "Hiei I. . ."

 The fox wasn't prepared for the fire demon to jump into his arms, Hiei himself wasn't prepared for it! But he did it anyway and was loath to leave the warm arms that held him close.

 "Hiei." He smiled and stroked the boy's surprisingly soft hair.

 "Didn't think you'd come back."

 Kurama smiled, "Well, I wasn't planning to, but there was this cute fire demon with a really nice ass
that just wouldn't leave my mind."

 "Hn."

 "Does this mean you like me?"

 "Kitsune no baka." Hiei growled and kissed him hard enough to send them both to the ground.
That's how Mukuro found them.

 "Hiei!"

 He jumped and spun, "Mother!"

 "Not another one!"

 "Huh?"

 "You killed another. . ." Just then Shuuichi looked up at the distraught monarch. "You aren't dead!"

 "We. . . uh. . . I mean. . ."

 "Does this mean. . . Hiei! You've finally accepted one?!"

 "Hn." He grinned and Mukuro embraced them both, "Wonderful!"

 Shuuichi pulled back and smiled, "Majesty if I my have a day before we marry, I would like to build
a palace fit to express my love for Hiei. I only need a night and a day and a piece of land near your
home."

 Mukuro of course agreed and Shuuichi smiled wide with cheer and gave Hiei a sweet kiss. "Until
tomorrow."

 Hiei, still dazed, only nodded.

<Part 2>
 

Kurama returned to his den that evening and as soon as he was safely inside, in took up the lamp and summoned the genie.

 "What do you wish of me so late at night!" Kuwabara yawned.

"Genie." Kurama grinned, "Build me a palace fit to be the home of my beloved Koorime."

 Kuwabara grinned, snapped his fingers and held a roach motel up to the Youko. "There you go."

 "Kuwabara!"

 "Well you wanted something fitting."

 Kurama sighed, he had no clue as to why his genie had taken such a disliking to Hiei.

 "Because he's an obnoxious little. . ."

 "Kuwabara!"

 "Fine. What do you wish of me." He grumbled crossly.

 Kurama thought a moment, "Let it's materials be nothing less than Amber, Jasper, Agate, Lapis
Lazuli, and the finest marble."

 "For that runt?"

 Kurama sent him a warning glance, " I want it's walls to be of silver bricks."

 "Uhuh."

 "Each front should have six windows, and let the latices of all of these but one be enriched with
quartz and rubies, the exact shade as my lovers eyes."

 "And the one?"

 "Leave one unfinished."

 The genie shrugged, "You da boss."

 Kurama kept pacing as he thought, "Make the whole thing more splended than anything the three
worlds have ever known. An inner courtyard and an outer one in front, and a huge garden, the
largest and most grand any have known. Vines should trail over all of the outer walls of the palace."

 "Youko." The genie huffed.

 Kurama only smiled. He was having too much fun to be angry. "Ok, I want a safe treasure house.
One so well kept that no one but I and Hiei can get inside."

 "Okie dokie."

 Kurama looked up in question, "Tell me Kuwabara did your mother drop you on your head as a
baby."

 "How did you know tha. . . hey wait a minuet!"

 Kurama chuckled, "Let there also be a kitchen and storehouses, stables full of the finest dragons
and griffons with their equerries and grooms. All trust worthy and loyal only to Hiei and I. We will
choose our own staff together. Go. Do what I ask."

 "Uhuh. So you want one castle combo, large garden hold the staff, anything else?"

 "Get the Hell out of here and do what I ask!"

 "Eep! Going! I'm going!"

 Kurama watched with a smirk as the genie flew toward the land Mukuro had given him.
 
 

 By sunrise the genie came back, "There you go." He finished, then whined, "Can I sleep now."

 "Take me to the palace, I want to see it."

 "But Kuraaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaa. . ."

 The Youko sighed and said, "After I see it you can sleep."

 "OK!"

 Kuwabara practically dragged Kurama through showing him the treasure room, filled to the brim, all of the apartments, the great hall with it's twenty four windows and the wonderful garden and stables.
The Youko was very pleased. It exceeded anything he had expected, "Now this is good! What you
lack in transforming people Kuwabara, I must say you more than make of for it in construction."

 "Great. Now can I sleep?"

 He smiled and nodded, "One more thing though."

 "Wh~at!?"

 "I want a trail of rose petals from Mukuro's palace to mine, for Hiei to walk on. One that will clean
itself up when it's use is over."

 The Genie snapped his fingers and disappeared.
 
 

 When Mukuro woke she looked sleepily out her window and promptly fell out of bed. "Wha. . .
How in the Makai. . . Shuuichi is a wonder! Hiei! Hiei come see this!"

 The little Youkai yawned as he came through the door but one look out the window woke him up
quickly, "How did. . .?"

 "Let's go see it." Mukuro suggested and quickly changed into her royal robes.

 Hiei stepped out of the palace to find a trail of rose petals.

 "Oh how romantic." Mukuro smiled.

 Hiei stepped over them dubiously and jumped when the petals behind him promptly turned into
butterflies and flew away.

 "Interesting." Mukuro took her son's arm as they entered the splendid gates of the new palace.
Shuuichi was at the door to meet them. "Minamino-san you are a joy my child! Did you oversee all
of this?!"

 The ningen smiled and bowed, "Hai majesty all but the gardens. My Youko, Kurama, handles
them."

 "Youko are good with plants but I have been meaning to speak to you about Kurama. Since you
are ningen maybe you don't know his reputation. . ."

 "Oh but the name Youko Kurama is know in all three worlds." Shuuichi smiled and Hiei rolled his
eyes.

 "I see. So you realize he's a thief."

 "Not everything is as it seems majesty." He bowed his head again and then faced the queen again. "I made breakfast for you all."

 "You cook?"

 She nodded politely, "It is a hobby."

 Mukuro smiled and followed into the dinning hall where plates of spun and massy silver were set at
a beautiful mahogany table. "This has truly been a delightful surprise! I do believe my son will be
happy with you."

 Shuuichi smiled softly and bowed with peaceful grace, "I hope so your highness."

 "Please." Mukuro's eyes flashed, "Call me Okaasan."

 The ningen's eyes glowed, "Arigato your highness."

 "Now I'll leave you two to. . . form your bond."

 Hiei growled and Shuuichi blushed.
 
 

***********
 
 

 The moment the bionic bi. . .

 "Watch it!"

 I mean, the moment queen Mukuro was gone, Hiei snatched Shuuichi by the collar.

 "H. . . Hiei!?"

 "I want my fox. NOW!"

 Shuuichi shimmered and grew in the fire demon's grip until Kurama looked down at him. "Ohayo
lover."

 "Hn. What took you so long?"

 "Hiei, I wanted to give you this." He placed the magic ring on the fire demon's finger.

 "What is this?"

 "My ring."

 "It's very plain for Youko Kurama."

 A sly grin crept up the pale lips and two strong arms grabbed the fire demon tightly. "You know, the treasure vault is full of priceless stones."

 "Hn. So?"

 "So lets go break it in."

 "What do you. . ." The door swung shut and Hiei jumped when Kurama pounced, "Oh! I. . . Ahhhh! Mmmm, do that again."

 Needless to say they were very happy.
 

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 Unfortunately like all good tales this one has a bad guy. No, not prince Hiei. This man was called Yomi and he wanted Kurama more than all of the gold in his kingdom.

 When news of the bonding reached his kingdom, Yomi was livid, "What do you mean Youko
Kurama is surving a human who has married the fire brat?!"

 The messenger shook in fear, "H. . . he has been seen with the prince Hiei on many occasions, our
spies have yet to see the human and youko together though."

 "Perhaps that is because they are one and the same." Yomi nodded. "I must capture the youko
quickly."

 "He has the lamp of the genie sir."

 "The lamp."

 "Hai."

 Yomi nodded, "I have an idea then."
 
 

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 Hiei's eyes snapped awake and he turned to find himself covered by pale limbs and silver mane, his
fox's tail draped over his lean hips. "Hn."

 "Morning Hiei." The youko yawned, stretching like a cat and draping himself over the koorime's
back, "How did you sleep?"

 ". . ." The red eyes followed theYouko's questing fingers as they teased his chest.

 "I love you."

 "Me too."

 Kurama licked his nape and nipped his shoulder, "I never thought I'd have my very own fire baby."

 "You think I'm a child?"

 "Care to prove me wrong?" With a playful growl Kurama vaulted onto the spiky haired demon and
pressed him down into the mattress. "I'm right here, what will you do with me?"

 ". . ."

 "Hiei?"

 "Hn. I don't know how."

  Kurama stared and then broke into laughter, "Just touch me, you'll find out what to do."

 Hiei reached tentatively to brush the fox's forehead and face.

 "I won't break Hiei." he smiled and pressed his lips to the fire demon's chest.

    "Mmmm."

    "You like that? Hiei?"

    "Yeeeeeeeessssssss."

    "You can kiss me anywhere you want to." Kurama smiled and Hiei pounced. The Youko was very pleased. Hiei may not have had much knowlege of love making but his enthusiasm more than made up for it. He had the Youko writhing in pleasure after a few kisses. "Hiei!"

    "You taste good fox."

    "Mmm, AH!!!! Hiei!" He arched into the touch and Hiei nipped his neck and lapped the blood away from the wound.

    "Hiei! I love you!"

    "Nn!" He purred as the groins thrust together, hardness to hardness. "Fox! FOX!"

    "H. . . hie. . . HIEI!!!"

    Both of them lay there, covered in sweat and semen and grinning like idiots (though they would both deny that if asked). "Mine." Hiei growled and pulled Kurama tight against him.

    Kurama smiled and nodded, "Yours."

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    "Report." Yomi ordered his spy.

    "They have yet to. . . fully bond, sir."

    "Then I still have a chance."

    "Sir why do you want a ningen/Youko anyway? You could have any. . ."

    "Youko Kurama is the sexiest creature in all the worlds and I want HIM."

    "Ok, you're the boss."

     "Kurama will be mine." Yomi grinned, the expression slightly insane, "But first, I must get that lamp."
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    Hiei awoke to some rather annoying singing outside his window, "Ne Kurama?"
 
    "Hm?" The fox yawned.

    "You didn't, YAWN, expect anyone did you?"

    "Mm, no. Why?"

    "I'll be right back."

    "'k."
 
    Hiei walked to the window and yelled out, "Shut the fuck up!"

    The robed singer didn't seem to hear him.

    Hiei grabbed the first thing he could find and chucked it out the window, hitting the man right in the head with a satisfying *WHAM*. //Ooops.// He realized he had thrown that dented old lamp Kurama liked so well. //He's going to be ticked when he finds out. Damn.//

    But when Hiei walked back into the bedroom Kurama was gone. "What the Hell?!"

    The whole castle vanished from benieth him and he found himself standing on the plot of land where there home once stood. "MUKURO!!!!!"
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    Kurama blinked as a weight settled down beside him. A weight too heavy to be his lover. "Aiya!!!" He jumped up and faced the horned Youkai before him, "What the Hell are you doing in Hiei's spot?"

    The man smiled and Kurama's memory flashed to life.

    "Yomi."

    "So you remember me."

    "Where's my fire baby?!"

    "Home with his mommy of course."

    "What did you do?!"

    He held up the lamp, "Turned the tables." His boney fingers rubbed the dented metal and Genie Kuwabara rose from it, "Who the Fuck are you?"
 
    "Kuwabara!"

    "Kitsune?" The boy looked from the man with the lamp to the one who had had it before and groaned, "You know I read this somewhere before."

    "Genie! You will do as I command!"

    "Hiei will save me!" Kurama sniffed distastfully.

    Kuwabara smacked his head and sighed, "we're gonna be here forever!"

    "Kuwabara!"

    "Well what can that runt do?!"
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    At that very moment, that 'runt' . . .

    "HEY!"

    Eep! That handsome prince. . .

    "Better."

    . . . was burning his mother's guards left and right, "Who would dare take my ningen! I want her back!"

    "Hiei! Hiei! Stop!"

    He slammed his fist into the wall and a flash of light lept from the ring Kurama had given him, "Itai! You're supposed to rub it baka!"

    "Hn!"

    "What do you want?"

    "Who the fuck are you?"

    "Yuusuke of the ring now what do you want?"

    "My Kitsune."

    "Yomi has him but Kuwabara of the lamp is there and I'm no match for his . . . I am not saying that line!"

    SAY IT!!!

    "Fine. iamnomatchforhisawsomepower."

    "Ha! You finally admit I'm better!"

    "Shut up! My fox is missing!"

    "Ok ok, you want mw to take you there fine yadda yadda poof."

    Hiei blinked, he was standing on Yomi's doorstep. "Hn, maybe you're usefull after all."

    "Yeah! Sure am!"

    "Now get lost."

    "Hmph!"

    Hiei climbed the side of the castle Kurama had built him and peaked into the unfinished window. Kurama sat there in their chamber, all alone and frowning.

    He slipped inside and smiled, "Shh."
 
    "Hiei!" Kurama whispered and hugged his little love, "I knew you'd come!"

    "Where's the lamp?"

    "He carries it with him."

    Hiei's image blurred and Kurama heard and gurgling howl. Then Hiei was back, lamp in hand, "Not anymore." He rubbed it and grinned at the genie, "Take us home slave."

    "This is NOT in my job discription!" He wailed but did as commanded. Mukuro met them outside their front gates of there castle which was back where it belonged and hugged her 'daughter-in-law' Oh I'm so glad you're safe!"

    "Arigato Mukuro-kaasan." Shuuichi smiled.

    Mukuro smiled to, "Not get in there and make my some grand babies!"

    Kurama blushed bright red and turned to Hiei.

    "Don't look at me!"

    "Anou . . . Mukuro-san, we should talk. . ."

    *Two minuets later*

    "YOU'RE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    "Eep! Bye!"
 
 
 

~Owari~