Viagra; the quicker picker upper.

24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not!

You've been naughty! Go to my room.

Coroner; I'm here for your body

If you can read this, the pig fell off (motocyclists T)

I do what the voices tell me to

I used to be schitzophrenic but we're ok now

Strangers have the best candy!

REHAB is for quitters

FBI Female Body Inspecter

Therapy has taught me nothing is my fault

In dog years I'm dead!

To save time lets just assume I know everything

One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor

I considered Atheism but there weren't enough holidays

The more you complain the longer God makes you live

Bomb Technichin; if you see me running try to keep up!

You're just jealous that the voices talk to ME

Stupid people shouldn't breed

My inner child needs a spanking

You slept with me inner child?!

Allow me to introduce myselves.

He who hesitates is. . . um. . .

I was only young once but I can be immature forever!

I am Slammed, Slammed I am

Don't read this. Get you own T-shirt!

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Hey you! Get off my planet!

If I throw a stick will you leave?

What's a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?