Unless the (parenthesis)
say other wise, the saying were something they said in the past two years.
New
~(My brother was listening to a band my dad
and I just introduced him to called 'Blue Oyster Cult'. He listened through
the whole CD.
Our stereo holds five disks so when it was done it went to the next one.
My sister's N'sync CD.)~
Grant: (Sits straight up) I didn't
know they did this song!
Mom: (starts laughing)
Grant: (Blank look then. . .) Oh.
The CD's done isn't it. (Blush)
New
~(I was heating some canned spaghetti
and offered Sarah the meat balls. [I'm vegetarian] She told me not to cut
them up and was appalled
when I told her they were too small to cut up.)~
Raihne: It's ok bubbers I'll just open
a can with big meatballs in it too ok?
Sarah: Okay.
(walks over to mom)
Sarah: It's ok mom, she's opening another
one, she just made a little mistake.
New
~(This conversation was completely unbroken and took about 15 seconds to
complete.)~
Grant: We left our shoes and backpacks out in the
rain.
Sam(Grant's friend): The good thing
is mine is water resistant.
Grant: The bad thing is mine isn't.
Mom: Oh! Kid, this was your paper!
Grant: S'not that wet.
Mom: S'not that dry.
New
Grant: Moooooooom!
Mom: What?
Grant: I need a thingy so I can plug in the things behind
the thingy so I can play my thing!
~(Translation - I need a power strip so I can plug in the cords behind
my bookshelf so I can play my playstation!)
~(Scary part is, we all knew what he was asking for.)~
New
~(Ivan has this really weird looking ear flapped hat that he loves. He
was looking for it and couldn't find it so he asked Sarah and I. . .)~
Sarah: It's in Granny's car.
Ivan: Why is my hat in Granny's car?
Sarah: I was wearing it
Ivan: Grant has one too so wear his
Sarah: But Grant's is green and yours matches my shoes! I have
to accessorize!
~(Keep in mind she was 7 at the time.)~
~ (I am allergic to peppermint and so when I lost my breath from the smell of our candy canes. . .)~
~(When Sarah was five, while walking back from sledding, she was pouting because we had to go home. . .)~
~(In our house 'Shut Up' is a bad word so when I started to say it I caught myself and ended up saying S-H- uh up!)~
~(When Ivan was eleven years old, the family was at the tar pit museum in California, we were looking at petrified bones. Across from us were those glass cubed bricks that are tinted blue and partly clear. . .)~
~(trying to save a picture for my brother I explained that hard disks
only hold about 1 megabyte of information and so I had to shrink
the Pic file to 788 kilobyte.)~
~(Ivan was fourteen and I was coming home from my freshman year of collage. Ivan and I were fighting as usual and I felt really bad but when I got to the car after locking up my dorm I heard him tell our mom . . .)~
~(I had forgotten this but looking through old videos I found one of
my littlest brother as a baby just one and a half years old and awe. .
.)~
(Mom is holding the camera)
After listing the funny things my family says I noticed my friends are really amusing too, and so I decided to quote them too.
Davie - 21
Manda - 22
Jya - 19
Lodie - 19
~(We were sitting in my dorm room, Manda, Lodie, Davie and I and watching Princess Diaries when Mandy Moore began her song at the beach party.)~
Davie: It's the Anti-Christ!
the other two girls begin to sing and dance
Davie: and she brought backup singers?
~(Manda and I constantly tease Davie that he must be gay because he spends so much time with his roommate and is so feminine, one day while we were talking I was lamenting on how they never made guys as cute as Xellos, and Manda replied without thinking.)~
Manda: Raihne! We've been talking about
getting dave a boyfriend we . . . oh my god!
~(Lodie and I were eating Lunch and the cafe had put out hershey kisses on each table. I was burning the wrappers in the table candle and pelting her with Hershey's when Lodie said. . . )~
Lodie: You're causing the candy separation
anxiety!
Raihne: So you think candy's alive and
you eat it, you cannibal!
Lodie: No because once you take of the
wrapper they go insane and it's ok to eat insane
chocolate.
~(Jya was stretched out drawing on the carpet. He put his pencil in
his mouth to watch a part of the show that was on and when he turn back
to his drawing. . .)~
Jya: (mumbling) wurs ry fencile?
(searches a little bit)
Jya: (mumbling) wur ris hit?
(opens his mouth to yell 'where the. . .' and the
pencil falls to the carpet.)
Jya: Oh (goes right back to drawing)