C&C, C&C, please write C&C for me.

    Journal Entry 2, here it goes. Should I be starting with 'Dear diary' or something? Stardate log number 2? Anyway. Me an' Danny are both stretched out on the bed writing our now nightly journal entry. Have you ever noticed how intimate just sharing a bed can be? You know, just stretching out and reading together or writing like we are now. You're completely relaxed and at ease and you know your partner is too. Just a calm, silent moment. I never appreciated stuff like that until Danny came into my life. Into my work. Into my home. Into my ass. . . oops. I'm rambling again I know, Danny does that to me.

    He's smiling at me now. My face must have shown something. I smile back. God I want to tumble him onto his back and make something worth writing about happen. Right now. Can't though. This is important to Danny and it's part of my job too. No nookie until he puts down the bookie. Ok, that's enough.

    So where did I leave off? Oh yeah! Dinner. Ok. Dinner was disgusting! Of course Danny chowed down and made it look delicious. Never could fool me though. He was trying not to spit it out. I picked at something that kinda resembled chicken. It wasn't bad actually, till they told us what it was.
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    "WOMB?!"

    Daniel nodded, looking slightly green, "All of the dishes they're serving seem to have a common theme."

    "Making us yack?"

    Daniel frowned, "Birth. We've been served buttered vaginal lips, a certain animal fetus, umbilical cord, placenta, and womb."
 
    Sam slowly pushed her plate away, "I. . . I think I'm full."

    Teal'c kept eating as if nothing was odd about it.

    Jack was trying not the watch Danny eat it out of curtosey and pushed his own plate away. "Yeah, I'm full."

    Daniel grinned and Jack coughed slightly.
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    Yep. I shit you not. They were actually 'eating' that stuff! And that's nothing compared to what Danny eats on missions. It's like an aniciation ritual or something. Daniel Jackson must eat the local food to feel accepted. I just hope he never tries that with me. If he does't like something he says so, but Danny is so giving I'm always afraid I'll push the line too far without even realizing that there is one!

    Well Dinner went quickly after that. They acted all excited, like something was going to happen next. Why is it that I always catch these things but never in time to stop them?
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    When the meal was finished, They were taken to a large room full of mirrors and glass walls. Daniel was eagerly absorbing the translucent paintings on each sheet of glass and explaining them to Jack and Sam as they walked. A group of robbed men walked toward Daniel and scooped him up, struggling,  onto a glass table.  Once on the table he froze. It was paper thin and one tiny tremor would sent him plummeting onto the razor shards.

    "Daniel!"

    Jack, Sam and Teal'c were all held back as the aliens closed in around their friend. Only the fact that Daniel wasn't crying out kept them from opening fire on their hosts.

    "Daniel!"

    "It's ok Jack." A shakey voice answered.

    "What are they doing?"

    "T. . . touching me." Daniel sounded terrified, "They. . . They're putting their hands up my. . . Ouch!"

    Jack surged forward and knocked one of the guards on his ass just as the robed beings parted and set Danny down again.

    The archeologist was wide eyed and shaking. Naked and crying quietly.

    "Danny." Jack picked him up and turned angrily to the other two team members. "Pack up. We're leaving."

    Sam shook her head, "The air is unbreathable at night. We'll have to wait until morning."

    "Damn it Sam they just. . ."

    "I heard it too sir, but there is nothing we can do."

    Daniel nodded, "She's right."

    "Danny. . ."

    "I'm ok." He said bravely.

    Jack just stared.

    "Jack, really. I'm ok."

    "You aren't ok. You just got raped Space Monkey!"

    "N. . . no! They didn't . . . I mean. . . It was just they're hands! Like a. . . a physical or something."

    "Yeah, something."

    "I'm really ok."

    "Carter, you and Teal'c be ready to leave the village by tomorrow. We'll send a team to study the gate and see what they've done to block Goauld, but I want Danny in the infermary soon as we can get him there."

    "Sir." Sam saluted and hurried away with Teal'c. She knew the colonal was more than a little in love with their archeologist and she didn't want to be anywere near the protective man after what just happened.

    Unaware of his 2IC's thoughts, Jack carried Daniel back to their room and lay him down carefully on the bed. "Dannyboy?"

    "I'm ok Jack, they just caught me off guard. We shouldn't leave right away, it could have been an act of good will."

    "Danny I think it's universal that sticking your fingers in someones ass whithout their permission is a bad thing."

    "Maybe not. With all of this focus on mothers they may have a good reason. A lot of their culture revolves around the. . . lower anatomy."

    "What if they try to do it again?"

    "I don't think they will, now that they've seen we react unfavorably to it."

    "How can you be so calm?!"

    "Why are you so upset?"

    "Because I don't want anyone to touch you except ME!" Jack froze when the words escaped his lips and stared at Daniel who was staring right back. "I. . . Danny I didn't. . ."

    "How?"

    "What?"

    "How do you want to touch me?"

    Jack couldn't breath. All around him all he knew was Danny. Danny was laying in front of him. Naked in the bed they were sharing, and asking him how he wanted to touch? The colonal pinched himself lightly and Daniel bit his lip.

    "I shouldn't have asked you that I'm . . ."

    "Like a lover." Jack rushed. He couldn't take it if Daniel apologised. He didn't want an apology. He wanted Danny. "If that makes you uncomfortable, I'll never say it again. I'll act just like always and we can forget this happened at all.

    "Don't you dare." Daniel grabbed him tightly. "I've been trying to tell you I want you for over a year! I didn't think you'd ever. . ."

    "Guess you aren't as smart as you thought."

    Daniel wacked him with a pillow and yelped with a giggle when Jack dove under the flying fluff and pinned his arms.

    "Not nice."

   Daniel couldn't think strait with Jack so close. "No?"

    "Nope. We'll have to work on that."

    "'k."

    "Daniel?"

    "Hm?"

    "Can I kiss you?"

    "Mmm."

    Jack smiled into their joined lips and pulled away softly.

    "Jack."

    "Danny? Can I be in love with you?"

    "Only if I can love you too."

    "Try for long term?"

    "Let's start small."

    "Like?"

    "Let's make love." Daniel grinned.

    "Did they drug you or something?"

    "It's a Marilyn Monroe movie."

    "You watch that crap?"

    "Bet you'd like it if you tried it."

    "We still talking about the movie?"

    "Maybe."

    "Danny!" Jack groaned, "Your killing me!"

    "Please Jack. Make love to me. Help me feel safe again. I feel so hunted here after. . . No matter what they meant by it, it was a violation. Please Jack. Help make it go away." 

    "How would my doing it make it better?"

    "Because I choose you."

    "I love you Danny."

    "Oh Jack."
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    Those were the magic words. First time spoken. On a world of mother worshipers, in a huge bed after Danny had been poked and proded by the locals. I should have realized that something wasn't right. Should have put more thought into what the locals had done when they were touching him, but I didn't.
 
    It's hard to think when you're sunk deep into the ass of the man you love.

    And because of that. . . I'm getting ahead of myself again. Anyway, other than the touches and tasting and love making, the rest of the mission was by the book. We left at the first scedualed time and Danny an' me, we tried to act like nothing had changed. I don't think we fooled anyone. Actually, later we found out the men on base had a pool going to see where when and how the two of us would realize we were in love with each other. Teal'c cleaned up in that one. He never stops surprising us. Danny went all red when Teal'c gave him 'the talk'. You know, the insects and winged mammals? *Snicker* Danny is so cute when he's embarrased. He so cute when he's happy, sad, confused, breathing. Do I need to pick a certain time. Can't. He always steals my breath away.

    Anyhoo, Like always after a mission we were all taken to the infermary. Danny has a bed in there just for him. He almost lives down there. I mean he should have him mail brought there! It's a running joke in SG. I keep it up just to see that blush. There's also a joke that he should marry Doc Janet since he sees her more than any husband sees his wife. I don't like that one. Hope it doesn't give him any ideas, I'd hate to have to kill a friend. How did I get off track again?!

    Back on subject. This was all going normal, until Janet got to Daniel. Not such a big surprise. What she found inside of him. . . now THAT was a surprise.
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    Janet watched the members of SG1 for reactions. She wasn't disappointed.

    "WHAT?!" Jack bellowed.

    Daniel feinted immidiately stopping Jack's yelling when the colonal ran to his side. //Looks like Teal'c won the pot.//

    Sam was blinking, trying to think of something to say.

    Teal'c offered Jack a hand. "Congradulations Oniell."

    Jack looked like he would follow Daniel. Obviously he hadn't thought about 'his' contribution to this mess. "Oh shit."

    General Hammond chose that moment to walk into the infermary and take in the faces of his finest. "What happened?" His voice was slightly off, as if this occerance was so natural it was no big surprise. For Daniel Jackson, it 'was' natural. If he ever came back with nothign wrong, 'that' would be a sign for worry.

    "Daniel has a tenant sir."

    "A Goauld?! Why haven't you. . ."

    "It's not a Goauld. Sir."

    "Then a parasite? Doctor I am a busy man. Stop making me guess and just come out with it."

    "He's pregnant."

    The general froze. Looked at Jack. Looked at Daniel. Looked at Jack and Daniel. "Colonal do you have something you'd like to tell me?"

    It was too much. Jack gave up the struggle and feinted to the bed beside Danny.

~tbc~