Part: 1/Do you really wanna know?

Author: ?? (What do you mean ??. . .? hehe, it's you and me!)

C & C Need to feed author

Warnings: Insanity, silliness, Lime hinting, Insert of RL People (Only two)

Pairings: 1x2, 3x4 5+?
 

Disclaimer: Well...This idea is owned between Rai-chan and myself, came up in a few e-mails between us. So this Fic is between us as well. stuff in this fic belong to their creators. Rai-chan belongs to herself, off course ^_^ and myself belong to me ^_^
 

Summery: Only Kami-sama Knows how, but a few individuals saved the world. Now they can live normal lives.. Right??? WRONG!!! Now they must face their worst nightmare...Fanfic Authors...And somehow save not only their world but the Fic Authors’ as well...
 
 
 

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::THE PAST::
 

In a semi-dark room somewhere in the known universe. Somewhere only they know, Sat six Gundam Pilots in various states of tension... Awaiting their next mission briefing.
 

In one place sat the Perfect Solder, laptop open and running to one side of him. In his lap, sporting a tension that had nothing to do with the new mission, cuddled the self proclaimed Shinigami. Off to their right, the Platinum haired Prince talked quietly with the Dragon, who’s patience was quickly running thin.. On the only couch in the room an Emerald eyed Bishonen and his Angelic partner where currently trying to see how long they could kiss THIS time..
 

Suddenly the door to the room (where, only Kami-sama knows) crashed open making the Pilots inside the room jump. And in walked a tall brown haired Lady with her off and on Lover. Both where whiter than new sheets. Both where panic stricken and Both where devoutly hoping that the Gundam Pilots can pull off another miracle because they where the only ones who could. And Both where NOT going to tell them that!
 

The Lady went to the front of that mysterious room, looking calm and collected. She faced her mostly male audience and cleared her throat to get their attention..."This meeting has now started. I called you here because this mission is VERY VERY dangerous."
 

The Angelic One frowned, "Hostile take over by some previously unknown group?"
 

"No."
 

The Braided One chuckled, "Aliens?"
 

"Hn. Baka."
 

"Worse."
 

Justice boy glared, "Drug Pushers? The colonies have decided to come crashing down anyway?
 

"Worse then that."
 

Solder Boy frowned as well, "What then?"
 

The Lady took a deep breath, "Our universe is about to collapse. We might have eight months maybe a year to try and prevent it. From sources even I didn’t know about until a few hours ago, The problem..."
 

From behind the gorgeously stunned Pilots, a previously unseen projector springs to life. Showing a two galaxies moving together while the Lady explains to them why and how these two objects where doing what they weren’t supposed to do.
 

The Uni-banged One nods, "We understand that, how are we going to be able to prevent this from happening?"
 

The Lady hesitated, her companion sighed, "There is a way, but the cure might be more evil then good."
 

The exotic Chinese Dragon snorted, "What could be More worse then some evil scientist with an ultimate weapon bent on destroying everything by accident????"
 

The lady mumbled the answer...
 

Ever the polite one the blond Angle asked, "What was that?"
 

The Lady’s Companion sighed and answered with a terrified shudder, "Fanfic Authors..."
 

A death cold silence followed those words. Death tries to bury himself deeper into HIS Perfect soldier. Said Solder whipped out a gun From spandex space, While clutching HIS Death. The Long haired Prince nearly faints, the Two love Birds clutch each other in terror and the Dragon? Well He’s hiding behind the couch after giving off an embarrassing ‘eep!’
 

"Your not serious!" Death asked,"Fic Authors? We need one ...of... th..them to help us? For all we know a Fic Author could be writing this very scenario right now!"
 

*~In The Real World Kira sneezes~*
 

"We don’t know how many we need." Lady replied shuddering at the thought
 

From behind the couch Dragon snorted,"What are we going to use them for anyway?"
 

The Lady’s companion sighed,"Since they are able to reach into another universe to do their fics we thought to use that ability to save our world by having them create a new one for us...
 

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::THE PRESENT::
 
 
 

*Castle On a Cloud*
 

"I still can’t believe Rai-chan did that!!"
 

"Did what Maxwell."
 

"Oh I don’t know!! LENT US to Kira-chan for her next few fics??? She turned Hee-chan inta a girl! And I don’t want to get into the next one she lined out. She really want’s some heads to roll In BTVS and Angel." Duo shudders
 

"Hn... So did Rai-chan in the Anja AU if you remember Koi."
 

"Well In all the Fics between them Tro-man didn’t get a curse!"
 

"Oi! Don’t remind them!" Q-chan reprimands
 

Duo flops down,"I know I know!"
 

"Annoying Onna’s the both of them! Why can’t we just kidnap them both and have them write that scientist out of existence?"
 

In the halls of A Castle On a Cloud evil and maniacal female laughter echoes.
 

"Either she’s reading a fic or talking on the net again." Trowa stated.
 

Heero ignores the lauphter,"We signed a contract to be Her Muses."
 

"Ya Ya... Wu’s got a good idea though. We should just slip into the real world and Kidnap her. After all she just thinks we’re anime chara’s right?"
 

The others nod.
 

"And only Kira-Chan has seen the actual anime right?"
 

They nod again. "But Rai-chans got pics." Q-man points out.
 

"So? Everybody looks different in real life."
 

They think on that one for a bit and nod again.
 

"So Why didn’t we think of this before?"
 

"...."
 

"Riiiiiight. Dumb question." thinks of the fics Rai-chan wrote and is writing.
 

*In the Real World Raihne sneezed explosively during class ^_^*
 

"So what are we waiting for then?"
 

They Stare at each other for a moment then scramble to their Gundams.
 

"We’ll need to see Doc J. He might have a devise for dimensional travel.."
 

"Like that neat crossover fic of Rai-chan’s?"
 

"Baka. THIS time don’t TOUCH anything!"
 

"Alright alright already! I won’t!"
 

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*Real World*
 

Kira sighs as she sends off her latest fics to Rai,"There she should live for a few more days until I finish the other two fics..." Gets a shiver from her cold.