***********

[Elsewhere Far
Far Away]

The end credits for his favorite show had just begun. The tall

Bishonen stood and stretched his hard lithe body. Twisting the body
toned
by kendo in every direction.

Ya know Tachi. Ya keep on doing that, Ryo-chan
and I are gonna pounce
on ya.

Kuno turned towards the voice and mock
glared at the smirking
pigtailed martial artist.

And why, pray tell,
would you want to do that?

The Lost Boy looked up from nibbling on Ranma
s neck, Because your
too damn sexy for your own good?

Kuno blinked several
times and shook his head, I think your wrong on
that one, but lets not
get...

WWW! But Tatchi, it soo true! the fanged one interrupted in a surgery

voice.

Is not!

Is too!

Is not!

Ranma chuckled inwardly to himself
as his two best friends argued
Tatchi s curteness. He was amazed at how
everything had changed in
the last Four years. For starters, Kuno wasn
t as nuts as everybody
had thought. One of Kuno s many trips via Ranma
Air to Dr. Tofu s
office that Kuno s real problem was discovered. All of
the insanity
in Kuno was due to a chemical imbalance in his brain. With
some help
from Ranko , The good doctor had managed to convince the less-than-
insane kendoest to seek help. After a few months the affects where
astonishing.
Tatchi cut all ties to his nutcase father with Nabiki s
help. Slapped an
restraining order on his sister and ceased to go
after Akane and his pigtailed
Goddess . He also cut all school
business deals with Nabiki but instead
proposed a joint business
venture with her....

Just last year, after
Shampoo s twenty first birthday, Calone had
gathered the various members
of the Nermina Wreaking crew. She told
them of another, secret law know
only to Amazon council Elders. the
Law stated that in the event that the
Kiss of Marriage Law or Kiss of
Death Law had not been carried out after
the term of Five years, they
would be rendered Null and Void. The person
be persued would be
automatically adopted into the tribe. Ranma s whoop
for joy was
almost as deafening as the silence when his lover gave him
an
enthusiastic congratulations kiss.

Shampoo was also happy for this
ment that she could return to China
and find someone worthy of her...and
easier to catch. Mouse decided
to stay in Nurmina and became Doctor Tofu
s assistant. At his friends
constant nagging and persistence, he got contacts.
His teal eyes
brighter and happier for the change.

Akane and Ukyo had
eloped and where currently on a one year
anniversary trip. The dumb panda
was nearly beheaded when Nadoka had
learned of the curses Ranma had been
in a state of shock when he
turned into a she to due to a freak rain storm.
 

[Flashback]

Thanks to the rain the two where sitting in a coffee shop.
Nadoka had
demanded her son tell her the whole truth. He did so. He feared
her
reaction but Nadoka had given her aquasexual son a gentle look and

had put his fears to rest with her words,

Ranma, I don t care if you turn
into a gorgeous young woman. Being a
hundred percent physically is not
what matters. What matters is that
you are a Man amongst Men in your heart.
Being that you uphold you
personal honor and integrity in situations where
most men fail too in
life. Time and time again you have proven yourself.
Not like your
good for nothing, foolish slob of a pathetic baka father.
 

If looks could kill, Genma would already be dead.

Ranma had to agree with
his mothers assessment of the panda. Promise
me one thing mom.

Anything
son.

Let the fat panda live.

... ... ... Why?!

Ranma gave her an evil
smirk, I wanna know how he looks in a bright
orange jumper.

Nadoka smile
wryly, I promise.

[End Flashback]

Aya, you shouldn t argue when they
re right, Tatchi. ,interrupted a
female voice.

Ranma pulled out of his
thoughts looked up and smirked, Hey Shamps!
When did you get here?

About
when you where thinking about the pathetic weakling. Airen get
this dreamy
satisfied look on face, when you think of your
retribution.

Ranma smiled
in reply.

I see you have been practicing your Japanese Xian Pu. Kuno commented.
 

Yes

Nihau! greeted a musical male voice.

Mousse!

Shampoo greeted her
fellow Amazon with an Amazon hug. The others in
the room smiled at each
other knowingly. Ryoga raised an eyebrow at
Tatchi who shook his head.
 

Ranma cleared his throat trying to get Shampoo s attention, So
Shamps,
how are things in china?

Shampoo let go of her fellow Amazon slightly
flushed, Her violet eyes
sparkling, I have got to tell you what cousin
Jun Jun did before I
left the village..

Behind the unsuspecting friends
the television began to glow as the
opening credits for the next show in
the marathon began..

~*...Just one Dream....*~

All the boys leaned forward
in their seats as Shampoo came to the
best part of hr story.

~* ...Just
communication...*~

The TV flared with blinding iridescent light just as
shampoo got to
the actual deed. All five adults linked in surprise as a
great power
sucked them into that world.

***********

High above the
Jusenkyo springs in China a large black hole ripped
open the peaceful sky
and dropped six visitors from the past..

TBC