C&C loooooved! Wanted! Needed! Yes! P~L~E~A~S~E~!!!!!!!!! ^_~
[Opening scene is a changing room. Ranma in female form stands looking at her self in the mirror. She pickes up a brush and starts to work it through her now free hair, words start an dwe look in the mirror, he/she keeps alternating between male and female form.
Dude looks like a lady
[He slids into a sexy chinese dress with side slits all the way up to his hips]
Dude looks like a lady
[She puts on danty spike heeled shoes ]
Dude looks like a lady
[he carefully does his make up]
Dude looks like a lady
[she smiles at her reflection, blows herself a kiss and saunters out of the room. Cut to a new scean, A winding road and a shiny black roadster, inside are four familiar faces. Ryoga and Mousee sit in the back seat, Akane and Kuno in front. The camera watches the car come tward it, and then watches it from behind as it keeps driving.]
Cruisin to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime at the door
[as they pull into the parking lot, zoom in on a picture of Ranma female form, hair flowing sexily around a close to nude form]
She's long lost love at first bite
[All of the boys ogle the picture, Akane pulls them inside by their hair.]
Baby maybe your wrong but you know it's all right
thats right
[The group takes a table and tries to act cool. It lasts all of a second. Ranma comes out on stage singing and swaying her hips, Akane rolls her eyes and the Kuno and Mousee go into fits, whistling and pounding the table. Ryoga get a nosebleed and tries not to stare.]
backstage we're havin the time
of our lives until we hear someone say
[The boys sneak back after the show and peek into the dressing room from before. Ranma is standing in front of the mirror again. Undressing slowly.]
Forgive me if I seem outta line
[Akane taps them on the shoulders and yells at them. This attracts Ranma's attention.]
and then she whipped out her gun
and tried to blow me away!
[Both girls pull out mallet-sama and chase them outside then right in time with the hard drum beats, they slam the mallets down. Akane drives the boys away.]
Dude looks like a lady
[The boys in the car are all complaining, except for Ryoga who looks like he's having a very nice dream]
dude looks like a lady
[He snaps out of it and jumps into the front seet, turning the wheel back toward the bar]
dude looks like a lady
[Ranma is on stage again in an even sexier outfit than before. Ryoga stares at him in a daze]
dude looks like a lady
[The lost boy sneaks backstage again and into Ranma's dressing room.]
Well never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
[They kiss wildly, almost ripping the close off of each other. Ryoga's hand and lips are all over Ranma they fall back onto the bed.]
Love put me wise, to her love in dusguise
[skip scenes to them walking together the next day.]
She had the body of a venus
[Slowly slid up Ranma's body from her shaply legs to her hips and chest suddenly a slosh of still hot wash water falls from a window above drenching her.]
lord imagine my surprise!
[Ryoga almost faints. He runs his hands over Ranma's now flat chest and lookes down at a bulge that is definately not feminine! He feints]
Dude looks like a lady
[Ranma carrys him home and lays him on his bed. Then Ranma undresses and gets in too, still in male form.]
dude looks like a lady
[Ryoga wakes up and opens his mouth, but his scream is caught in Ranma's lips when the boy steals a kiss.]
dude looks like a lady
[Ryoga struggles a little trying to get out of the bed.]
dude looks like a lady
[Suddenly he stiffens as Ranma finds a -very- sensitive spot. The lost boy melts into bed then, pleasure writen all over his face.]
Baby follow me down
let me take a peek dear
[Ranma shimmies his way under the blanket until his head is between Ryoga's legs. The lost boy is moaning and panting]
Baby follow me down
do me do me do me all night
[The pigtailed boy slids back up Ryoga's body and slides one finger into him, then two then three.]
Baby follow me down
turn the other cheek dear
[He turns Ryoga over and slids his hands over the boy's soft flesh]
Baby follow me down
do me.
[he thrusts up into him]
do me.
[Harder]
do me.
[HARDER!]
DO ME.
[Ryoga cries out 'DO ME' with the music and comes.]
[during the music bar The boys play somemore and Akane, in the room right under them, dives under the covers as things start falling off the walls. Alternate scenes of the boys and Akane trying to keep her room from falling apart, each time the sceans are closer and closer, harder and harder then the the end of bar, settle on the boys, now laying very satisfied in a mess of sheets and limbs.]
What a funky lady
[Ranma licks Ryoga's seed from his skin]
Ooh see like it like it like it like that
[Ryoga looks at Ranma with worshiping eyes.]
Ooh he was a lady
[They slide back under the sheets and. . .]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[. . . start up all over again. camera slips through the floor at the end of the bar and goes into Akane's room]
Dude looks like a lady
[Akane glares at the wall and gets out of bed. Walks down the hall to the guest room Ryoga is in.]
dude looks like a lady
[She opens the guest room door and her mouth falls open when she sees Ryoga slamming into a very male Ranma.]
dude looks like a lady
[The boys don't even notice her standing there. She runs away]
dude looks like a lady
[Akane's care races away from the house, the camera stay in one place again watching it go.]
dude dude dude dude looks like a lady
[Each Dude, the camera cuta to one of the three's faces until it settles on Akane, still driving.]
dude dude dude dude looks like a lady
[Again each face goes by landing on Ryoga who is screaming in excstacy.]
dude dude dude dude looks like a lady
[Again each face stopping at Ranma who has his eyes closed, rocking, panting and moaning.]
dude dude dude dude looks like a lady
[The two boys lay side by side, kissing. Camera focuses through the
window at the tiny black speck that is Akane's car, still driving. As the
screen blacks out and music fades Ryoga groans and Ranma's laughter is
the last thing we hear before the video ends.]
~Owari~