Title:           To Sleep, Perchance to Bamf
Author:        Raihne  ([email protected])
Fandom:     Xmen Evolution
Pairing:        Kurt/Todd (Nightcrawler/Toad)
Disclaimer:   I do not own the Xmen, if I did, Gambit and IceMan would get a LOT closer. hehheh.
Summary:     I've heard of sleep walking but sleep Bamfing? Kurt has a problem, he's teleporting in
                    his sleep! It leads to some interesting situations when one spell lands him in the
                    brotherhood's boarding house.
Archive:        Go ahead just tell me where ne?
Homepage:   www.geocities.com/raihnefirehawk/

Especially for a relatively new fandom, C&C will keep me writing. Please comment



To Sleep, Perchance to Bamf
 

    Kurt Wagner stretched and gave a huge yawn. He was exhausted! Every time the newbies messed up he or Evan usually got included in the clean up and punishment. This time it was Multiple. Little Jamie had been caught playing video games on cerebro. They'd all gotten an all day survival work out with Logan. That was the magic punishment right there, mention any kind of training with the snarling canadian and every kid in the institute became good as gold in a heartbeat.

    //Too bad they didn't mention that to Jamie.//

    Another yawn broke his thought and the fuzzy German staggered toward his bedroom, leaning on walls to keep upright. The plain wooden door might as well have been the pearly gates because that king sized bed was heaven! He snuggled deep into the covers and was asleep in a heartbeat.
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    Pale yellow eyes opened and looked around him in confusion, "Ver am I?"

    "You think you could escape your heritage Kurt? It isn't that easy. Your mother isn't dead you know. And your father. . ."

    "You know who my father is?!"
 
    "Ah Kurt, I know a lot about you."

    "Who are you?"

    "Look."

    "Ver?"

    "Look for me."

    He looked around the spinning blackness and frowned, "I don't. . . Vhat are you?"

    "Look!"

    "I'm looking!"

    "Kurt!"

    "huh?" He turned and saw a huge fist closing in on him. The bamf was a reflex honed by living with the Xmen so long.
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   Todd Tolansky was sprawled out on his stomach across his bed feet kicking the air to the song playing on the radio while he read some sappy romance novel he'd swiped from BoomBoom. It was all about some guy who ran away from an abusive home and fell in with a bad crowd. The guy was going to kill some old man and ended up falling in love with the creep's daughter. It was obviously going to be one of those happily ever after things but he still wanted to see how it got there.

    The Toad absently flicked out his tongue and snagged a spider from the wall as he turned the page quietly. He'd run away from an abusive home. And the brotherhood could count as a bad crowd. It was just a dumb book but he couldn't help but wish he could have a happy ending too.

    A 'bamf' sound shocked him from the story and in a sulfuric flash he was pressed hard into the bed. "What the Hell Yo?!" A snore told him it probably wasn't a hostile act so he rolled out from under the weight and off the tiny bed. "Ouch."

    "Hmm."

    "What's. . ." He peeked over the edge of the bed and yelped. Blue was in his bed, snoring away like nothing! "How'd he. . . awe yo! That's cool yo! Sleep walking in style man!"

    Picking himself up he perched on his rickety chair and watched the blue fuzzy boy sleep. When ever Todd had seen Kurt in this form they were fighting, he never got a good look. Now he got an eye full! Short fuzzy fur covered his whole body and the light played off it like a kittens coat. His hands and feet had only two fingers, but instead of looking out of place they just looked cool! His tail had always been a source of amazement for the greenish skinned Toad, it came right out of the small of his back and over his ass. . . his bare ass. . . "Holy shit!"

    //I just had Kurt, naked on top of me on my bed yo!// His member stood at attention then and he covered his crotch in embarrassment, //Shit! Please don't wake up please don't wake up!// He inched toward the bathroom door and quickly locked himself in. "I got hard over a dude yo! Blue Boy even! Man this is whacked!" He slid his pants off and took the thick erection in his hand using the slime he spit as lubricant. Todd thought about BoomBoom and Kitty and the girls from school but he felt himself getting soft from the image! It wasn't until the faces turned blue and furry and pale yellow eyes were watching him in his mind that his sped up his pumping and it wasn't until the dream image smiled a fang filled grin at him that he came harder than he'd ever come before.

    He slid to the cold bathroom tiles and stared at his cum dripping down the wall. "I am totally sick yo!"

    "Va. . . Vhat? Ver am I?"

    //Awe shit!// He pulled his pants back up and washed his hands.

    "Is anyone there?"

    //Here goes nothing.// He opened the bathroom door and slipped back into the bedroom with hunched shoulders and worried eyes.

    "Toad!" Blue was on his feet in an instant and Todd spun to face the wall and hide his blush.

    "Va. . ."

    "Clothes!"

    "Huh?" He looked down at himself and yelped.

    "Take some of mine, Top drawer."

    A rustle of cloth latter Kurt muttered, "I'm decent."

    The other mutant turned around and felt him mouth go dry. //Man oh man is he yummy in jammies yo!//

    "I take it you didn't bring me here?"

    Todd shook his head and perched on the chair again. "No way dude, I was just reading and then bam! I'm flattened like a . . ." He stopped and blinked.

    Kurt grinned and actually started to giggle! "Like a Toad?"

    Soon they were both laughing out loud. Todd hopped to sit on the bed too and began picking up the books and CDs he'd been surrounded with before he'd been squished. "Uh sorry yo, I don't bring people in here ya know?"

    "Vhy not? Don't they let you bring company over?"

    "Nah man nothing like that yo, I just don't uh. . . have any friends 'cept the brotherhood."

    "Oh."

    Todd looked away at the awkward silence that filled the room after that.

    "I am sorry I bamfed on you."

    "Bamfed yo?"

    "Teleported."

    "Oh yeah, s'okay, that happen a lot?"

    Kurt blushed and nodded, "When I get really tired I tend to bamf in my sleep."

    "Can you get home?"

    The blue boy yawned and shook his head, "Too tired to do it again tonight. I can call Scott. He's going to be angry."

    "No need yo. You can stay here tonight."

    "I couldn't impose. . ."

    "Hey long as you don't mind sharing the bed, no way I'm sleeping on Blob's couch yo."

    "If I teleport in my sleep again. . ."

    He shrugged and slipped off his shirt and jeans. "So you staying yo?"

    Kurt looked around the room and then back at Toad. He'd never actually talked to the other mutant before, and he was actually a nice guy! "Sure. I would like that."

    "Then scoot over yo."

    Kurt smiled slightly and scooted over and Todd lay beside him, both boys on their sides to avoid contact.

    "Blue, I'm uh. . ." Toad blushed and bit his lip.

    "Vhat?"

    "I'm a cuddler yo, when I fall asleep I'll pro'ly um. . . cuddle you."

    Kurt nodded, "It is ok, mein friends back home used to call me their teddy bear. I am used to it."

    The smaller boy smiled cautiously and scooted closer, putting a tentative hand over Kurt's waist. When the other mutant didn't protest, he curled right into him and was almost instantly asleep.

    The blue boy looked around the room once more and then slowly closed his eyes. //I think I have made a new friend.// He smiled and breathed out softly, //I will have to thank Mr. Logan for wearing us out with that training session, when I get back.// then he slept.
 

~tbc~



 

 
 

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